I have been touched by the noodly appendage and blessed with a vision of the best way to say RAmen:
Clasp your hands together, interlocking your fingers, like the Christians would to pray.
Instead of holding your hands tightly closed, wiggle your fingers about like noodly appendages. Go ahead, do it.
Doesn't that look like our carbohydrate-filled lord?
Say RAmen while you do it. And share the word with all our fellow Pastafarians!
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I love this! I have my kids doing it! 

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Yes and it works too! He heard my every word 

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On the few times we've been out in Oxford preaching the word of the FSM (there are local evangelicals who stand in Cornmarket St denouncing evolution and saying it doesn't exist - so we go and stand opposite them and agree that evolution is "only a theory" and that REAL creationism i.e. the FSM's noodly appendages are the truth), we get the crowd to hold their arms up and wiggle their fingers whilst we lead them in the FSM version of the Lord's Prayer. It looked wicked!
The evangelicals don't like it though... especially as we get bigger crowds!
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The evangelicals don't like it though... especially as we get bigger crowds!
CF

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Cardinal Fang wrote:On the few times we've been out in Oxford preaching the word of the FSM (there are local evangelicals who stand in Cornmarket St denouncing evolution and saying it doesn't exist - so we go and stand opposite them and agree that evolution is "only a theory" and that REAL creationism i.e. the FSM's noodly appendages are the truth), we get the crowd to hold their arms up and wiggle their fingers whilst we lead them in the FSM version of the Lord's Prayer. It looked wicked!
The evangelicals don't like it though... especially as we get bigger crowds!
CF
That's totally amazing! XD
I'm going to pray like that from now on.
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Yeah, makes perfect sense...
Christianity - The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree…
Yeah, makes perfect sense...
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Exhilarating and exalting effect!Dancing Wench wrote: Go ahead, do it.

En mateno de hela ero, per la forĉo de espero, venas viglaj pastafaroj, vere fluganta gefratoj.
Ah, vi flugu, Nia Monstro! Vin observas milionoj serĉiantaj vermiĉeloj, per espero kaj per amo.
Kaj la bona pastafaro post la malfermita pordo, trovos la eternan vivon en pastafara paradizo!
Pastafarier aller Länder, vereinigt euch!
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Ah, vi flugu, Nia Monstro! Vin observas milionoj serĉiantaj vermiĉeloj, per espero kaj per amo.
Kaj la bona pastafaro post la malfermita pordo, trovos la eternan vivon en pastafara paradizo!
Pastafarier aller Länder, vereinigt euch!
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Most excellent!
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I was doing that about 3 years ago. I swear on my mother's tits. Honestly I was.
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