Alpaca wrote:Penguins are all mafiosos, anyway.
Naw, they're all going to Alpaca's cocktail party. But it's a long way to Florida, so they spend a lot of time just wandering around the Antarctic.
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Naw, they're all going to Alpaca's cocktail party. But it's a long way to Florida, so they spend a lot of time just wandering around the Antarctic.
Duke
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You gotta get in line in the South Pole, though, so good luck.
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"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."
--Mark Twain
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
--Woody Allen
--Mark Twain
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
--Woody Allen
Re: Penguins.
I have pondered this, and decided that I am a horrible sinner for liking penguins. However, I'm keepin' the avatar cuz tux is da sh*t.
After all, we must recover one baby step at a time...
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Re: Penguins.
Penguins are unholy abominations. Fish aren't supposed to have feathers or feet.
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Re: Penguins.
Pengins are definately evil - everyone knows that they're trying to take over the world. You know they only look all smart and polished to lull us into a false sense of security.
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Re: Penguins.
Cardinal Fang wrote:Pengins are definately evil - everyone knows that they're trying to take over the world. You know they only look all smart and polished to lull us into a false sense of security.
CF
That's right, never trust anything "cute".
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Re: Penguins.
Now now, that's no way to live. I'm ever-so trustworthy! *Bats eyelashes*
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Re: Penguins.
Children!! Ewwwww! I would never go near the nasty devils, for fear I might be inflicted with one. You may keep your dirty children, I don't want them, not even for cheap labour (all my servants are men. Yeah, that's right, be jealous).
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Re: Penguins.
Child labor isn't just cheap, it's free. It is actually against the law to pay children to work for you but perfectly okay for them to do it gratis.
Re: Penguins.
but is it quality work?
Can they make satisfactory poking sticks?
Can they make satisfactory poking sticks?
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Re: Penguins.
My man-servants have satisfactory poking sticks.
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Re: Penguins.
but are they made by child labour??
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E hau'oli na 'opio o FSM nei
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Re: Penguins.
No, only women laboured to create my men's poking sticks.
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