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Frigging Toni in the Rigatoni-Ancient, Lusty Seas Shanty/Psalm.
Pater Noster: The most sacred prayer to the FSM (Yes, it truly is the name of a short, tubular pasta).
Pennecostal: Baptism of Holy Spirit (Aargh-walk the plank Into the boiling, salted [olive oil optional], water for you).
Faith Healing-immediately immersing over cooked pasta in very cold or ice water.
Miracle Working-Making pasta for 2 feed 4.
Prophecy-Knowing precisely when the penne is al dente perfect
Speaking in Tongunes-LInguine !
Rime of the Ancient Marinara: A Gilgamesh like epic wherein an evil old Buccaneer attempts to force his stalwart crew to eat a Red Sauce well past its prime. Frothy, fermented, flecked with foam and mould. Can Mutiny! be far behind ?
The Son of Manicotti : Bobby Henderson.
Strozzapreti : Literally, "Strangling the Priest" a slit, tubular pasta and a good concept to be kept alive, no matter how "jocularly.'
Pennecostalism Arrgh! Speaking in Linguini !
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