DONG
Thousands flee the newly-trendy Portsmouth Harbour "Water'sedge Cozynooks" to avoid expected terrestrial/marine upheavals on the 13th inst.
One local resident stopped fleeing long enough to state:"Loose lips may sinke shippes, but when Cronan walks by, tha shippes roll ower loike puppies wantin' theer toomies tyckled.."
Portsmouth News at Ten
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Dan (dat haole dude)
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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten
'Oli no au i na pono FSM e
E hau'oli na 'opio o FSM nei
'Oli e! 'Oli e!
Mau ke aloha, no FSM
E hau'oli na 'opio o FSM nei
'Oli e! 'Oli e!
Mau ke aloha, no FSM
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black bart
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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten
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Hawaiian drillers unleash the power of a volcano...beer volcano next step?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7780873.stm
Hawaiian drillers unleash the power of a volcano...beer volcano next step?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7780873.stm
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Detective TurtleHolmes
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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten
DONG!
Local man Dan leaps into volcano, after hearing a rumour that it was full of beer.
Local man Dan leaps into volcano, after hearing a rumour that it was full of beer.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Re: Portsmouth News at Ten
DONG
HEAD=BUM
BUM=HEAD
HEAD=BUM
BUM=HEAD
Loosely Canonising and keeping it free for all Pastafarians
http://www.loose-canon.info/
http://www.loose-canon.info/
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black bart
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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten
DONG
Bart's Party photos published in PlayBilge...more shocking than last years Hell Fire Club exclusive.
Bart's Party photos published in PlayBilge...more shocking than last years Hell Fire Club exclusive.
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black bart
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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten
DONG...
Captain Cronan appears on BBC TV...more details later.
Captain Cronan appears on BBC TV...more details later.
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Detective TurtleHolmes
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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten
DONG!
Captain Cronan's DONG seen on BBC4, thousands flee Portsmouth.
Captain Cronan's DONG seen on BBC4, thousands flee Portsmouth.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten
DONG
Fleeing of thousands from the south coast threatens to raise coastline several feet.
DONG
Fortunately, it is found that Captain Cronan's...
DONG
... weighs enough to balance the landmass.
Fleeing of thousands from the south coast threatens to raise coastline several feet.
DONG
Fortunately, it is found that Captain Cronan's...
DONG
... weighs enough to balance the landmass.
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black bart
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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten
DONG, here are some photos of Cap'n Cronan speaking to actor Kevin Whately at the Public Records office:
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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten
DONG!
Old posters have been spotted in Portsmouth of late. Be on the lookout for the God of Hox and Pox EarthRise, the notorious outlaw Teripie and Reverend Rowan Redbeard the Finicky.
If you see any of these felons, be sure to report it to your nearest pub to be offered a drink and a meal for your efforts.
Old posters have been spotted in Portsmouth of late. Be on the lookout for the God of Hox and Pox EarthRise, the notorious outlaw Teripie and Reverend Rowan Redbeard the Finicky.
If you see any of these felons, be sure to report it to your nearest pub to be offered a drink and a meal for your efforts.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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black bart
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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten
DONG...
Apologies to all from the Black Spot...the blaggard's got himself cut orf from the www by Scumsoft Security Services.
Apologies to all from the Black Spot...the blaggard's got himself cut orf from the www by Scumsoft Security Services.
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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten
DONG!
Portsmouth residents warmly welcome The Black Spot's absence, are actually rather relieved.
Portsmouth residents warmly welcome The Black Spot's absence, are actually rather relieved.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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black bart
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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten
DONG:
...and now over to our live broadcast in Queensland where a Pirate is being chased by a Croc:
...and now over to our live broadcast in Queensland where a Pirate is being chased by a Croc:
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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten
DONG: Mila Jovovich last seen leaving P'mouth with sacksful of bikkies..Oh who will save my yummy biscuits from the Resident Weevil, now that Nef Yoo is back in the bilge??, she was heard to exclaim as she disappeared over the horizon
'Oli no au i na pono FSM e
E hau'oli na 'opio o FSM nei
'Oli e! 'Oli e!
Mau ke aloha, no FSM
E hau'oli na 'opio o FSM nei
'Oli e! 'Oli e!
Mau ke aloha, no FSM
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black bart
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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten
DONGSH
Hic Burb ZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Hic Burb ZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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