FSM appropriate seasonal greeting?

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FSM appropriate seasonal greeting?

Postby Cheese » Thu Dec 25, 2008 12:17 pm

I only ask in search of an appropriate seasonal greeting.....as "Happy Holidays" is just so sh#te as a wish. And Merry Kissmyass has already been taken by the stick worshippers :worship:
their are folk whose job it is to suck the fun out of everything - including FSM - they be called the stick worshippers :worship:

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Re: FSM appropriate seasonal greeting?

Postby Roy Hunter » Thu Dec 25, 2008 12:23 pm

Well, you've got "AAAARRRGGHHH!!! Happy Holiday" (in the singular), or might I draw your attention to "Happy Monkey"?
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Re: FSM appropriate seasonal greeting?

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Thu Dec 25, 2008 8:05 pm

"Have a pleasant seasonal celebration."
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Re: FSM appropriate seasonal greeting?

Postby Gethsemane » Sun Jan 04, 2009 8:26 am

Roy Hunter wrote:Well, you've got "AAAARRRGGHHH!!! Happy Holiday" (in the singular), or might I draw your attention to "Happy Monkey"?

I agree with the term "aaaarrrgh".

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