Auntie Blackbeard wrote:It wuz ye birfday, Bartie? Why didnt ye tell me? Oi wooda baked ye a big ol' scone fulla fish head stew for ye!
Be thargh anyfin' oi could do fer ye in loo ove dat?
Yer daft tart Auntie...ye were der all night...most o the toim ye were unconscious in the bilge arter ye drained the Captain's Punch bowl.