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Re: Beer purity
Thank you very much, Pirate Johnson.
If we invent holodecks, that will probably be the last thing humanity ever invents. Who wants to deal with reality when you have a holodeck? That's why Heaven will be paradise.
If we invent holodecks, that will probably be the last thing humanity ever invents. Who wants to deal with reality when you have a holodeck? That's why Heaven will be paradise.
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Re: Beer purity
Holodecks would cause the end of the human species due to the lack of desire for procreation.
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In His divine Heaven, all things be at His perfection. We humans of mortal nature cannot be expected to know anything of His Heaven until we are worthy of entering it. <read: DEAD>


Thus, with His Noodly Appendages He shall take care of us and deliver us the divine Pizza of truth! We cannot know until we set sail me hearties! So until then, Drink up and pillage and plunder, yo ho! RAmen.

Thus, with His Noodly Appendages He shall take care of us and deliver us the divine Pizza of truth! We cannot know until we set sail me hearties! So until then, Drink up and pillage and plunder, yo ho! RAmen.

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Re: Beer purity
We can only imagin how truely magnificant our "Heaven" will be. We probably should decide on a better name as well, such as Buffet.
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Maybe a bit mundane, but Paradise works for me.
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Keep trying. That's just a little too simple. Try some of that word-play you like.
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Re: Beer purity
Pirate Johnson wrote:Keep trying. That's just a little too simple. Try some of that word-play you like.
Pastaradise?
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Re: Beer purity
The price is right. I say yay.
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How 'bout Rameaven?
Re: Beer purity
Nivermicelli?
Nearpasta?
Nearpasta?
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Elysian Pasta Fields?
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Eatin' Pasta? (Eden)
Espegnity? (Eternity Speghetti)
Espegnity? (Eternity Speghetti)
In brightest day
In darkest night
No ninjas shall escape my sight
Let those who warrrship evil Unicorn's might
beware my power
Green Cannon's fire
About the colors I post in see: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/rgb
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCMzjJjuxQI&playnext=10&playnext_from=QL
YES. I AM PirateJohnson on Ebay.
R.I.P.George Carlin (my hero)
In darkest night
No ninjas shall escape my sight
Let those who warrrship evil Unicorn's might
beware my power
Green Cannon's fire
About the colors I post in see: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/rgb
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCMzjJjuxQI&playnext=10&playnext_from=QL
YES. I AM PirateJohnson on Ebay.
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Pasternity, maybe?
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Re: Beer purity
At least we've kicked those awful German beer purity laws into touch...LAGER is for wimps!
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I will still take a lager over a light beer....light beer is a crime against humanity.
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