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Re: Beer purity

Postby Valanthe » Fri Dec 12, 2008 8:31 pm

Thank you very much, Pirate Johnson.

If we invent holodecks, that will probably be the last thing humanity ever invents. Who wants to deal with reality when you have a holodeck? That's why Heaven will be paradise.
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Re: Beer purity

Postby Pirate Johnson » Mon Jan 05, 2009 3:26 am

Holodecks would cause the end of the human species due to the lack of desire for procreation.
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Re: Beer purity

Postby piratekelcie » Tue Jan 06, 2009 12:02 pm

:fsm:
In His divine Heaven, all things be at His perfection. We humans of mortal nature cannot be expected to know anything of His Heaven until we are worthy of entering it. <read: DEAD> :pirate_fish: :pirate_fish:
Thus, with His Noodly Appendages He shall take care of us and deliver us the divine Pizza of truth! We cannot know until we set sail me hearties! So until then, Drink up and pillage and plunder, yo ho! RAmen.
:fsm: In His divine Heaven, all things be at His perfection. We humans of mortal nature cannot be expected to know anything of His Heaven until we are worthy of entering it. <read: DEAD>
Thus, with His Noodly Appendages He shall take care of us and deliver us the divine Pizza of truth! We cannot know until we set sail me hearties! So until then, Drink up and pillage and plunder, yo ho! RAmen. :fsm:
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Re: Beer purity

Postby Pirate Johnson » Tue Jan 06, 2009 1:34 pm

We can only imagin how truely magnificant our "Heaven" will be. We probably should decide on a better name as well, such as Buffet.
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Re: Beer purity

Postby Valanthe » Tue Jan 06, 2009 7:20 pm

Maybe a bit mundane, but Paradise works for me.
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Re: Eternity's purity

Postby Pirate Johnson » Wed Jan 07, 2009 6:49 am

Keep trying. That's just a little too simple. Try some of that word-play you like.
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Re: Beer purity

Postby Roy Hunter » Wed Jan 07, 2009 6:58 am

Pirate Johnson wrote:Keep trying. That's just a little too simple. Try some of that word-play you like.

Pastaradise?
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Re: Beer purity

Postby Pirate Johnson » Wed Jan 07, 2009 12:44 pm

The price is right. I say yay.
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Re: Beer purity

Postby Valanthe » Sun Jan 11, 2009 6:00 pm

How 'bout Rameaven?
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Re: Beer purity

Postby nicci :) » Sun Jan 11, 2009 6:09 pm

Nivermicelli?

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Re: Beer purity

Postby Valanthe » Sun Jan 11, 2009 6:13 pm

Elysian Pasta Fields?
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Re: Beer purity

Postby Pirate Johnson » Mon Jan 12, 2009 11:46 am

Eatin' Pasta? (Eden)
Espegnity? (Eternity Speghetti)
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Re: Beer purity

Postby Valanthe » Thu Jan 15, 2009 1:35 pm

Pasternity, maybe?
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Re: Beer purity

Postby black bart » Mon Jan 19, 2009 7:53 am

At least we've kicked those awful German beer purity laws into touch...LAGER is for wimps!
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Re: Beer purity

Postby Valanthe » Mon Jan 19, 2009 9:25 pm

I will still take a lager over a light beer....light beer is a crime against humanity.
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