The Spaghettitudes

[Penne Aldente]

"Blessed are the noodly believers,
for theirs is the tomatoey dominion.

Blessed are they who are pirates,
for they shall sail the meaty ocean in the hereafter.

Blessed are they who take Ramenunnion,
for they partake of the body and blood of our most Holy FSM.

Blessed are they who hunger and thirst for spaghetti,
for they shall be satisfied.

Blessed are the midgits,
for they shall obtain coupons for BOGO spaghetti night.

Blessed are the spaghetti-stained,
for they shall see the Spaghetdeity.

Blessed are the followers,
for they shall be called Pastafarians.

Blessed are they who are persecuted In the name Of Spaghetti,
for theirs is the Pirate Ship of heaven."


Hi all! Penne

[DaveL]

That's beautiful man, just beautiful!

Welcome to FSM!

[Angel-Hair Archmage]

Thats good, now we need a limerick....

[boeingbenn]

Shouldn't it be:
"Blessed are the pirates, for they shall cool the earth"?

[Ubi Dubium]

Thats good, now we need a limerick....

OK, I'll start...

"There once was a Prophet named Bobby,
Who challenged ID as a hobby..."

Somebody else will have to finish this.

[Tigger_the_Wing]

Thats good, now we need a limerick....

OK, I'll start...

"There once was a Prophet named Bobby,
Who challenged ID as a hobby..."

Somebody else will have to finish this.

"His Monster (FS)
Was such a success
That he conquered ID in the lobby'"

[Ubi Dubium]

"There once was a Prophet named Bobby,
Who challenged ID as a hobby..."

"His Monster (FS)
Was such a success
That he conquered ID in the lobby'"

Thank You!

[Capn Tayth]

Liking it mate, and the limerick

Jus' not the spam

[frenchcowlol96]

My two favorate things Pastafarianism and poetry, absoulutly buetiful.

RAmen