Epic Role Playing Pirate Battle Game
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Epic Role Playing Pirate Battle Game
*Aaaarrgh, fumbles with pistols in Black Beard style Bandolier with fourteen pistols stuffed in it...drops pistols, shoots four of me own crew, draws cutlass and challenges everyone to a big Pirate fight*
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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* considders shootin meself wiv me oan pistols, at thee mirror thought ov wadin fru Cronan-knows-ow-menny payges ov this koinde ov foolishness 'ere in pyrates *
* drinkes a Capns Deloight -- an slips thee Brasso Chaser t'me rein-vulcher 'ed-dress t'perk hit hup a bit -- an foires a volly ov unpayde barrrgh tabbes at Black Bart *
* drinkes a Capns Deloight -- an slips thee Brasso Chaser t'me rein-vulcher 'ed-dress t'perk hit hup a bit -- an foires a volly ov unpayde barrrgh tabbes at Black Bart *
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- black bart
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Re: Epic Role Playing Pirate Battle Game
(Aaarrrgh...I wasn't suspectin thee bar tabs so soon in thee battle)...*catches bartabs full in thee moosh an falls backwards over the table into the ample wobblin chest o Big Brenda...phew*
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Re: Epic Role Playing Pirate Battle Game
*Pulls Big Brenda oot from unnerneaf Bartie, lets 'im fawl thee 9 meeter drop ta thee bottim*
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*recovers poise and smashes bottle of Captain's Delight over DTH's bonce (empty bottle o course)*
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*Cawls Bartie a wuss an' smashis a reel wun o'er his heid*
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* Orders a round ov Cap'ns Deloights wiv Brasso Chaysers fer evvirwun in thee 'owse *
* Puts hit on DTH's tabbe *
* Fyres a neer-leethal volly ov frozan Fish Head Stoo Pot Pyes at Dan an thee crewe ov thee YouNeice *
* Puts hit on DTH's tabbe *
* Fyres a neer-leethal volly ov frozan Fish Head Stoo Pot Pyes at Dan an thee crewe ov thee YouNeice *
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Re: Epic Role Playing Pirate Battle Game
*drags Zankou in orf the street an makes in talk loik a lanlubber in front o the benbow reglars*
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*Sits doon ta watche thee showe*
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So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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black bart wrote:*drags Zankou in orf the street an makes in talk loik a lanlubber in front o the benbow reglars*
What's weird is that i didn't find this thread until after you posted this.
YOU BUGGERS STOLE MY THREAD IDEA.
*JABS CUTLASS INTO BLACK BART'S BUTTOCKS*
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The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.
"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
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Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
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- Detective TurtleHolmes
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*Slashes Zanky in harf*
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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