Pirate Lingo Dictionary for de new crew members
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Drydock - when yer having trubbles floatin yer ship
- Also ships which do not make it into the water after bein launched
- Also ships which do not make it into the water after bein launched
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Dear me Dave...have you been taking that suppository I subscribed?
Ye Crows Nest be open fer business me dearies.
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Ship in a Bottle: disgusting habit that originated during a drunken night in the Admiral Benbow.
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Cronan's Last Bus = Metaphor for the journey to the underworld (otherwise known as Acton).
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Map of Tassie - An Australian Pirate slang term, with nothing but cartographical intent. 
An well forested island located down under.

An well forested island located down under.
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Bit of a Bradley = dodgy geezer wot goes into the bathroom wiv sheilas
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When she stepped out of the shower, Amanda's map of Tassie was clearly visable to Bradley.
Amanda = A well known Australian cartographer.
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Fer Elvalia wid luv an' sqawlarr .
Aroighte mateys , fer thee noob pyrits we need ta git sum moor Ent trees in .
C'mon , kep 'em cumin .
Aroighte mateys , fer thee noob pyrits we need ta git sum moor Ent trees in .
C'mon , kep 'em cumin .
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K'den, mah bruddah CW..'owz dis----mebbe use "ynge" 'steade uv "ing", add(e) an "e" t' word(e)s wot kin take 'em wivvout causin' too much(e) confusion..wen inne doubt(e), juste say "ARRGH!"..an' noo pyratickal friends,please always remember: Goode gibberish* taketh efforte an' practyse (bein' goofie 'elps a lotte, too!)
*alt. spellynge: gybberisshe
*alt. spellynge: gybberisshe
'Oli no au i na pono FSM e
E hau'oli na 'opio o FSM nei
'Oli e! 'Oli e!
Mau ke aloha, no FSM
E hau'oli na 'opio o FSM nei
'Oli e! 'Oli e!
Mau ke aloha, no FSM
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Dan (dat haole dude) wrote:*alt. spellynge: gybberisshe
Dan, ye poi-hencrusted whynin blaggard, ye fergots t'menshun t'thee noobees that Gybberisshe were Percybisshe Shelleys' older bruvver. Arfter awl, we maye be pyrates, but we still 'as litter airy stannerds two keepe hup.
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Now I remember why I started this thread off in the first place. I'm still no nearer to understanding Dan and Mad Will though!
I fink we needs a printed edition or a page on Aaarghipedia.
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pieces o'nine wrote:
Dan, ye poi-hencrusted whynin blaggard, ye fergots t'menshun t'thee noobees that Gybberisshe were Percybisshe Shelleys' older bruvver. Arfter awl, we maye be pyrates, but we still 'as litter airy stannerds two keepe hup.
An' noe fergette Shylleigh (shee bee Percy-whozis 'n' Gybbie's seestah)..summat uvva "ladie uv da ee-fin-eeng", oi heeres:
"Wotcher bin doon, mate?"
"Bin atte Madame Fifi's Shylleigh-Shelley-ynge abaht.."
'Oli no au i na pono FSM e
E hau'oli na 'opio o FSM nei
'Oli e! 'Oli e!
Mau ke aloha, no FSM
E hau'oli na 'opio o FSM nei
'Oli e! 'Oli e!
Mau ke aloha, no FSM
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The United States of Merkan - A shady wig company that uses patriotic advertising to cover mens trouserly bald patches. Is run by Theodore Rooseplanktl, a character of questionable repute and hairline. Has recently invested a vast fortune in Playbilge Magazine, after a large gambling binge.
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Vast Fortune - has more gold than bilge rat hairs about his person.
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