NOT COMMANDMENTS, SUGGESTIONS
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Heck, I just like it as a life motto or creed. It's sort of like "life's a joke, you'll never get out of it alive."
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Teripie wrote:Heck, I just like it as a life motto or creed. It's sort of like "life's a joke, you'll never get out of it alive."
Yeah, a motto, a creed. Not so much a suggestion, really -- something worth keeping in mind, though. Still, I'd like to see people arguing about it carved on a rock in a courthouse lobby in Arkansas in 3000 years.




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How about these...
1. Thou salt not try to inhale spaghetti through thy nostrils.
2. Talking about your contageous rash on a lift (or elivator) is not a good idea.
3. If a magician pulls a rabbit out a hat, don't try and go one step further by pulling a hair out your arse.
What do ya reckon?
1. Thou salt not try to inhale spaghetti through thy nostrils.
2. Talking about your contageous rash on a lift (or elivator) is not a good idea.
3. If a magician pulls a rabbit out a hat, don't try and go one step further by pulling a hair out your arse.
What do ya reckon?
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"The purpose of life is a life of purpose." ~ Robert Byrne
"The purpose of life is a life of purpose." ~ Robert Byrne
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Use a proper yeast for making beer. I have created several of these and they all work great. Don't use that stuff that makes bread in beer, it won't work that well and it will taste funny, use the bread stuff in bread and the beer yeast in beer. You can eat the bread while drinking the beer, that's fine, and there's no reason you can't use barley grains for making bread...just don't mix up the yeasts.
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how's that? we can't all worship Him the same way, y'know
how's that? we can't all worship Him the same way, y'know
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NINJA NINJA NINJA!
...er...ninja?
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I have powers of ninja!
NINJA NINJA NINJA!
...er...ninja?
stinja is also known as:
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I am in full support of the NOT COMMANDMENTS, SUGGESTIONS, however, I was wondering what is meant by Suggestion IV: "VI. Thou ought not consume "cheese" from a green cardboard can, nor ought thou allow such cans into thy homes." (Can you believe we're beginning the debates already?)
Is it parmesan cheese? Cuase if so, I have sinned...
-(Rev. Brackets)
Is it parmesan cheese? Cuase if so, I have sinned...
-(Rev. Brackets)
"The Big Bang violates the first Law of Thermodynamics!"
"So does your face!"
"So does your face!"
I think the problem here is the wording. Many of the Ten Suggestions have absolutes in them such as "thou shall not" when they need to read "thou should not." More suggestion, less command.
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Bunny, as cute and cuddley as he may appear, is bent on world domination.
To achieve this he has decided to start by taking over teh intarweb, a step towards his ultimate goal.
To help him complete his quest and therefore ensure bunny domination, copy and paste him into your sig
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headaches
Headaches are often the direct result imbalance in the ratio of ninja to samurai.
As proof I cite my own testament in the revelations forum as well as this irrefuatble graph.
The modern fascination with the ninja and disregard of the samurai can account for a steady increase in reported headaches. To further clarify: The ratio is 3ninjas to 7samurai
As proof I cite my own testament in the revelations forum as well as this irrefuatble graph.

The modern fascination with the ninja and disregard of the samurai can account for a steady increase in reported headaches. To further clarify: The ratio is 3ninjas to 7samurai
Arrrg!
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Thou Shalt Not Double Post. Or Double Dip For That Matter.
Thou Shalt Not Double Post. Or Double Dip For That Matter.
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Any statistical increase in the usage of the

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