Healthy and Mighty-Damn-Tasty Macaroni Salad

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Healthy and Mighty-Damn-Tasty Macaroni Salad

Postby ken worley » Sat May 31, 2008 12:08 pm

1# rotini(or macaroni, or ziti).
Boil it, in 3/4 gallon of water(with 2 TBSP salt and a slug of olive oil)to al dente.

While doing this, take a packet of Knorrâ„¢ dehydrated "spring vegetable" soup mix, 1/4 cup water, 1/2 tsp. granulated garlic, 1/2 tsp salt, 1/2 tsp black pepper, and 1/4 tsp cayenne pepper, mix into a slurry, and put it into a microwave, at 50% power for two minutes.

When it comes out, add 1/2 of a medium sized yellow onion, minced, and 1/4 of a pint jar of deli-sliced pickled pepperoncinis, also minced.(1/4 jar to include 1/4 of the "juice"..(the vinegar)).

By now, the rotini should be ready to drain.

Drain it, ad the vegetable soup/onion/pepperoncini/spices slurry, and about 2/3- 1 cup of "Lite" miracle whip.

Mix well.(salad should be nearly dry, with the individual rotinis still able to tumble apart if tossed....if it is wet and clumpy, you've put in to much mayo...take some of it back out.)

This is a sweet and savory recipe, and although not hot, has a mildly spicy kick that lingers on the lips and tongue for a moment.

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Re: Healthy and Mighty-Damn-Tasty Macaroni Salad

Postby alanpai » Sun Jul 27, 2008 5:04 am

i might try that. it sounds like a fun time. :o
i hope the world doesnt randomly explode, that would be a really bad day.

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Re: Healthy and Mighty-Damn-Tasty Macaroni Salad

Postby Ubi Dubium » Wed Feb 04, 2009 11:04 pm

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Re: Healthy and Mighty-Damn-Tasty Macaroni Salad

Postby ubidubikid #1 » Sun Feb 22, 2009 5:28 pm

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edit: she reminded me that it was in responce to some spam advertising something about manga unfortunately the spam has since been removed, and she looks like a moron.
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