Mateys! RegistARR Yarr Ship !
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Arrr... on me own ship, we has a "figurehead o' the week". 'Ooever annoys me the most gets 'imself skinned, stuffed, an shoved up on the prow o' the ship.
In recent weeks we've 'ad a double glazing salesman, a telemarketer, an' some bloke 'oo sat next to me in the cinema eatin' a box o' sweets with noisy crinkly wrappers.
I's not sure yet about 'oo it's goin to be next week, but things don't look too clever fer that bloke 'oo farted in the Post Office.
In recent weeks we've 'ad a double glazing salesman, a telemarketer, an' some bloke 'oo sat next to me in the cinema eatin' a box o' sweets with noisy crinkly wrappers.
I's not sure yet about 'oo it's goin to be next week, but things don't look too clever fer that bloke 'oo farted in the Post Office.
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Wigs
Arrrgh, that be a Far fetched Tale if hever I heard one...ye'll be tellin me Walktheplank has hinterchangeable wigs on his prow next!
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Re: Mateys! RegistARR Yarr Ship !
Me Owww , opps, oi meen ARGH !
Thee fleet wishes ta bestow upon Cappin Dan it's condolentsez over his loss ove thee Weeping Pustule .
We aweight ta 'ear thee detales ove its gloryus demise .
Given Cappin Dan's heroic butchurin' ove highwhining an' Englush , thee obligatory court marrshul proceedings will be ignord .
Congratulashuns apon his recint theft ,oi meens procurement of Thee Eunice.
Happy sales to thee , Cappin Dan !
Thee fleet wishes ta bestow upon Cappin Dan it's condolentsez over his loss ove thee Weeping Pustule .
We aweight ta 'ear thee detales ove its gloryus demise .
Given Cappin Dan's heroic butchurin' ove highwhining an' Englush , thee obligatory court marrshul proceedings will be ignord .
Congratulashuns apon his recint theft ,oi meens procurement of Thee Eunice.
Happy sales to thee , Cappin Dan !
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Re: Mateys! RegistARR Yarr Ship !
Oi sekondde thee conne gratty lashuns!
Oi be Tiggaarrgh, Navvy-gataarrgh & Chief (thatte bee Chief Lay-abowt, ov corse!
) ov the 'Charlie'.
Her figgaarrgh-hed bee ay hunikorn; butte notte ay hinvizzy-bull onne!
She baint gonne ter sea yette onne acownt ov Oi 'as ay faux-beer abaht salt warter!
Oi uses 'er 'fer pillagin' land-locked cittes loik Canberra. She be reel meen in ye olde shoppinge centres!
'Ere bee mee showin' Cap'n Helvalia thee soights!

Oi be Tiggaarrgh, Navvy-gataarrgh & Chief (thatte bee Chief Lay-abowt, ov corse!

Her figgaarrgh-hed bee ay hunikorn; butte notte ay hinvizzy-bull onne!
She baint gonne ter sea yette onne acownt ov Oi 'as ay faux-beer abaht salt warter!
Oi uses 'er 'fer pillagin' land-locked cittes loik Canberra. She be reel meen in ye olde shoppinge centres!
'Ere bee mee showin' Cap'n Helvalia thee soights!

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Re: Mateys! RegistARR Yarr Ship !
Argh!
Thet muss be thee mos' beayooootyfull shup thet oi has eever set me oys apon !
Thet muss be thee mos' beayooootyfull shup thet oi has eever set me oys apon !
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Re: Mateys! RegistARR Yarr Ship !
Arroha (an' one freshe mahi-mahi) bruddah CW!! ta awfy fer da kynde wur-uds 'baht da Weeping Pustule..alla sore-deed de-taylez uv dat hun-4tuna-8 eggs-carp-aid kin bee founde inne "Far-Fetched Tales.."..summers arahnd mid-late Occy-t'bear uv ought-ate, oi b'leeve..'n' da Eunice bee da epic-kine shippe, noe doot..(fer yez wot noe wanna wayde fru alla Whynglish, 'er Whyan name bee Mokulele Hehena=crazy, fast shippe..Eunice wuz alla letters wot woode fitte onna sterne-plate
)
Tiggaarrgh! ozzum shippe yez gotte tharr..anna loively-kine croo hitte 'peares, too! betcha da een-habby-tantes uv da Aye Sea Tea bee onne der bes' bee-have-yourzz wen yoore croozeeng C'berra..


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Re: Mateys! RegistARR Yarr Ship !
AVASS YE MATEYS!
oim be dreedid buckaneer nefyooBB an now oi be sailin me Goodeshuplollypoppe
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oim be dreedid buckaneer nefyooBB an now oi be sailin me Goodeshuplollypoppe
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cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.
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Re: Mateys! RegistARR Yarr Ship !
Not a bad name for a ship, Nef Yoo, but I'm worried about your crew...


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Re: Mateys! RegistARR Yarr Ship !
Yarrrgh! Eh cuppill ov dem happears t'be plannin myootinny, fo reals!
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Re: Mateys! RegistARR Yarr Ship !
AUE! Nef Yoo--runne awee, runne awee!! yer crewe's nuffink butte grrlz an' moot-innie iz da leaste uv wot dey bee plottygne*
* furzzt dey gonna wan' noo houtte-fyttes, chooz, an' hayre-thingummiezz...& then jyint 'attes..ye'll 'aveta plunder alle day, ebberie day t'keepe 'em alle kyute 'n' cheeryble, marrgh-k mye wurdz!
* furzzt dey gonna wan' noo houtte-fyttes, chooz, an' hayre-thingummiezz...& then jyint 'attes..ye'll 'aveta plunder alle day, ebberie day t'keepe 'em alle kyute 'n' cheeryble, marrgh-k mye wurdz!
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Re: Mateys! RegistARR Yarr Ship !
AAARGH! Dat wun orn the bottom roight looks loike Bride O' Chucky!


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Re: Mateys! RegistARR Yarr Ship !
Arrrgh...I'd larf if it weren't givin me nightmares!
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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