
The most beautiful man/woman.
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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.
I've quite possibly posted her up before but here she is anyway, the gorgeous senioritta Penelope:


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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.
black bart wrote:I've quite possibly posted her up before but here she is anyway, the gorgeous senioritta Penelope:
Oh my FSM you're SO lucky I don't have mod powers in this section anymore to swap your pic with this one...

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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.
What a pig.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
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English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.
Wasn't she in Lord of the Rings? Those hobbit girls are darn tasty.
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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.
black bart wrote:I've quite possibly posted her up before but here she is anyway, the gorgeous senioritta Penelope:
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Yeah, so I put up a pick of my g/f and myself...you wanna fight about it!?
Re: The most beautiful man/woman.
okay, you two just might be too gorgeous a couple to be allowed to live
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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.
farfalla wrote:okay, you two just might be too gorgeous a couple to be allowed to live
I'll call the ninjas.
"HEY! NINJAS!!"
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.
I don't want to fight any dude with canines like that!
No offense meant dude, but damn!
No offense meant dude, but damn!
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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.
Vampire. Must have sunblock on so he can come out in the daytime.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.
He's got "vein" in his name, so........ yeah.
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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.
Ha, that's nothing. You should see my canines!
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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.
Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:Ha, that's nothing. You should see my canines!
you wish...i've heard they're only "ca-eight-'n'-a-halves"..

'Oli no au i na pono FSM e
E hau'oli na 'opio o FSM nei
'Oli e! 'Oli e!
Mau ke aloha, no FSM
E hau'oli na 'opio o FSM nei
'Oli e! 'Oli e!
Mau ke aloha, no FSM
Re: The most beautiful man/woman.
this from the man who rinses with muriatic acid
teeth are highly overrated anyway - around here they pull them all out of anyone with more than 2 cavities and no insurance
teeth are highly overrated anyway - around here they pull them all out of anyone with more than 2 cavities and no insurance
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The heart has its reason, of which reason knows nothing. -Pascal - thanks, Z
"The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do."
Cpt Jack Sparrow
"I'm used to going out at 3 in the morning and doing something stupid."
Alan Moore
Silk 'n mind
The heart has its reason, of which reason knows nothing. -Pascal - thanks, Z
"The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do."
Cpt Jack Sparrow
"I'm used to going out at 3 in the morning and doing something stupid."
Alan Moore
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