The Conspiracy Theory Rehash Thread.

[CoolName]

fueledbycoffee wrote:
Ok, supposedly, the Mayan Calendar ends on that date. Because the Mayan Calendar has supposedly predicted significant weather-based events or some shit, people think that "OMGTEHWORLDITPHAILS!," rather than the slightly more rational "Well, maybe the Mayans got bored, or, you know, butchered by disease-ridden Spaniards or something." And so, because of this tiny theory, you know have the Bible Code folks jumping on the wagon, Roland Emmerich making yet another big-budget movie of questionable quality, and a bunch of people running around like nutters.

I just want to say the Mayans never thought the world was going to end. The end of a Great Cycle (this is the fourth Great Cycle) was a time of celebration. The only reason 2012 is different is that it falls on the Winter Solstices and the Sun will line up with the center of the Milky Way. Not that exciting.

[Pirate Johnson]

There aren't many things that can bring such fear to the back of my mind like this. http://www.youtube.com/results?search_t ... y=NWO&aq=f This is one of the many truths that I want to not be true. No matter how I try to hope it's fake, I still have this unending fear when I think of it. I am not currently Christian by any means, but I was raised as one. Revalations talks of the mark of the beast, and I can't help but see the resemblance with the microchip.

[Pirate Johnson]

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are the same A.I. just in a different body type. The heads are too similar to not be.

[ken worley]

I would post a theory, but would be killed before I could hit "submit".

[Dan (dat haole dude)]

I would post a theory, but would be killed before I could hit "submit".

really??..tell us more!

*aims In-Ken-erator towards AZ, waits calmly as finger twitches on "Inflict Multiple Owies" button*

[Edd]

I’m currently investigating the reason for the scarcity of Pastafarians in the western half of the U.S., possibly due to a program of eradication by a nefarious/nebulous secret society. In the event of my death or, more likely, disappearance, I ask a favor of the forum:

AVENGE ME!

[Edd]

Please disregard previous post. I was delirious due to hallucinogenic drugs.

I also, just right now, got a new computer with an unidentifiable and untraceable IP address...in case any admins were wondering.

BTW, would you all mind PMing me with your exact addresses and the time of day you’re most likely to be home?

TIA





The truth is not out there.

[Tigger_the_Wing]

According to an astute and highly intelligent lady, the US government is even more wicked than we thought. Not only are they investigating alternative forms of energy *gasp!* but they are doing so with your water supply and - wait for it - your oxygen supply!

Yep, those evil feds have interfered with your most basic needs; why else would she have been able to observe a rainbow in water droplets from a lawn sprinkler on a sunny evening?


Sadly, the video that I had hoped to refer to on YouTube as proof has been removed owing to 'terms of use violation'. I bet it was those very federal agents, trying to cover up the conspiracy! You can hear the sirens in the background...

But I found the video elsewhere! Watch this!

MWAHAHA!

[Pirate Johnson]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhxsNXpoCZ8
The US government is actually cheating all Americans economically.

[Dan (dat haole dude)]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhxsNXpoCZ8
The US government is actually cheating all Americans economically.

well, at least the USG is saving money somewhere..

[Detective TurtleHolmes]

According to an astute and highly intelligent lady, the US government is even more wicked than we thought. Not only are they investigating alternative forms of energy *gasp!* but they are doing so with your water supply and - wait for it - your oxygen supply!

Yep, those evil feds have interfered with your most basic needs; why else would she have been able to observe a rainbow in water droplets from a lawn sprinkler on a sunny evening?


Sadly, the video that I had hoped to refer to on YouTube as proof has been removed owing to 'terms of use violation'. I bet it was those very federal agents, trying to cover up the conspiracy! You can hear the sirens in the background...

But I found the video elsewhere! Watch this!

MWAHAHA!

Jesus FSM Christ! That's it, I'm completely vetoing water and oxygen from my life. FOREVER.

Oh crap! It's in my mouth! (Gonna be quoted, I know that much) It's all around me! Away! Away!
*Waves hands about*

[ubidubikid #1]

are the same A.I. just in a different body type. The heads are too similar to not be.

but, that's not an A.I. thats the ghosty dude for hell boy II! (I didn't realy want to watch that in theatres, but I was with a group of friends and the buddy system was being inforced, it was better than I thought it would be.)

[Pirate Johnson]

The robots argh real. The ghost is CG. The first robot is from the Lost In Space movie.

[Pirate Johnson]

The robots argh real. The ghost is CG. The first robot is from the Lost In Space movie.

[Pirate Johnson]

http://www.youtube.com/results?search_t ... y=NWO&aq=f This is one of many truths that the public must learn. I only hope that this warning is made public in time to stop it. I'm not talking about the WCW videos. Watch all the others and their related videos as well if you want to stop apicalips.