black bart wrote:Whatever happened to PantyGnawer's Hot Mummy...I was just about to arsk the wench out on a hot Portsmouth date when the luverly ladee disappeared orf thee radar screens.
Dude, that was really my mom. Don't joke like that.
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Dude, that was really my mom. Don't joke like that.
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Trying to say Bart's not good enough for her?
She could do worse than the ole Weevil!
She could do worse than the ole Weevil!
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Oi be jest as fond ov ole Bart as thee next wench, but oi muss hagree wiv PG on this wun!
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PantyGnawer wrote:black bart wrote:Whatever happened to PantyGnawer's Hot Mummy...I was just about to arsk the wench out on a hot Portsmouth date when the luverly ladee disappeared orf thee radar screens.
Dude, that was really my mom. Don't joke like that.
Well someone needs to buy her a big bunch of flowers...the shame that woman's been put through with her only son called 'Pantygnawer' and getting thrashed in online Battleships to boot.
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black bart wrote:PantyGnawer wrote:black bart wrote:Whatever happened to PantyGnawer's Hot Mummy...I was just about to arsk the wench out on a hot Portsmouth date when the luverly ladee disappeared orf thee radar screens.
Dude, that was really my mom. Don't joke like that.
Well someone needs to buy her a big bunch of flowers...the shame that woman's been put through with her only son called 'Pantygnawer' and getting thrashed in online Battleships to boot.
No wonder she never shows up around here any more.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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She was quite a looker as I remember...FSM knows how she got PG as a child. 
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black bart wrote:She was quite a looker as I remember...FSM knows how she got PG as a child.
Didn't DTH have something to do with that???
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TwistedSister wrote:black bart wrote:She was quite a looker as I remember...FSM knows how she got PG as a child.
Didn't DTH have something to do with that???
If she had known about DTH before she had PG, she never would have had any kids at all.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:TwistedSister wrote:black bart wrote:She was quite a looker as I remember...FSM knows how she got PG as a child.
Didn't DTH have something to do with that???
If she had known about PG before she had PG, she never would have had any kids at all.
Fixed.
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Malcolm Reynolds is my co-pilot.
"The only freedom deserving the name, is that of pursuing our own good in our own way, so long as we do not attempt to deprive others of theirs, or impede their efforts to obtain it. Each is the proper guardian of his own health, whether bodily, or mental and spiritual. Mankind are greater gainers by suffering each other to live as seems good to themselves, than by compelling each to live as seems good to the rest." - John Stuart Mill
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I'd watch it there. Mum could crush you like a bug.
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*Insert sexist joke here*PantyGnawer wrote:I'd watch it there. Mum could crush you like a bug.
I'd make the joke myself, but I don't like the idea of getting crushed electronically.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Bah...I've lost interest in your mum now anyway. I've just challenged Pieces to a Mud Wrestling contest (in the Epic role playin battle thingy).
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black bart wrote:I've just challenged Pieces to a Mud Wrestling contest (in the Epic role playin battle thingy).
Damn.
*shuffles over to ERPBG thread*
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: NYBB
Speaking of Neff Yoo, where's the little runt been hiding? Don't tell me under PON's skirt either.
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