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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Capellini » Sun Mar 29, 2009 12:17 pm

Life is too short for uncertainty.
True terror lies in the futility of human existence.

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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sun Mar 29, 2009 12:19 pm

Life is too short to spend it or waste it.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby daftbeaker » Sun Mar 29, 2009 6:14 pm

Life is too short for cheap whisky.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sun Mar 29, 2009 6:20 pm

Life is too short for cheap whisks.
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate

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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby daftbeaker » Sun Mar 29, 2009 6:22 pm

Life is too short for obscene risks.
Too old to give up but too young to rest - Pete Townshend

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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sun Mar 29, 2009 6:23 pm

Life is too short to waste on the non-obscene.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Ubi Dubius » Sun Mar 29, 2009 7:26 pm

Life is too short for obscene naan.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Elvalia » Mon Mar 30, 2009 6:20 pm

Life's too short to swap out stupid starters in stupid Toyotas in a freaking blizzard.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Tigger_the_Wing » Mon Mar 30, 2009 6:42 pm

Life's too short for Toyotas. Next time, buy a Realota.

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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Elvalia » Mon Mar 30, 2009 9:03 pm

I've never even heard of it before...

But, life's too short for old, dying cars (that've hit one or two too many deer).
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Ubi Dubius » Mon Mar 30, 2009 9:32 pm

Roy Hunter wrote:
Ubi Dubius wrote:Life is too short for obscene naan.

Life is too short for outrageous unsubstantiated claims like the above*. Pictures of this obscene naan, or it didn't happen.

*unless, of course, I am the one making the outrageous unsubstatiated claims in question, in which case it's OK.


No pictures. I was hungry! And there are children in the house. I couldn't let them see it.
Love your footnote.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Mon Mar 30, 2009 11:03 pm

Ubi Dubius wrote:
Roy Hunter wrote:
Ubi Dubius wrote:Life is too short for obscene naan.

Life is too short for outrageous unsubstantiated claims like the above*. Pictures of this obscene naan, or it didn't happen.

*unless, of course, I am the one making the outrageous unsubstatiated claims in question, in which case it's OK.


No pictures. I was hungry! And there are children in the house. I couldn't let them see it.
Love your footnote.

You left out a comma and a space, and failed to capitalize a name. And does Ubi Dubium know about Note?
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Ubi Dubium » Tue Mar 31, 2009 5:35 am

She does now!
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby black bart » Tue Mar 31, 2009 7:09 am

Life's too short for the amount of time it's taking my stupid windows computer at work to re-boot.

Note: I didn't mean to mention 'Boots'...that's Turtle Porn!
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Tigger_the_Wing » Tue Mar 31, 2009 5:48 pm

black bart wrote:Life's too short for the amount of time it's taking my stupid windows computer at work to re-boot.

Note: I didn't mean to mention 'Boots'...that's Turtle Porn!


Puss in Boots suddenly takes on a whole new meaning…  :lech:


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