Consider it a straight line.
cap wrote:I'm not here to serve as amusement for others.
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Add a punchline.
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ken worley
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Add a punchline.
Here is a recent quote from the Lady-of-Many-Monkey-Digs herself.
Consider it a straight line.
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Consider it a straight line.
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Rev. Rowan Redbeard
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Re: Add a punchline.
cap wrote:I'm not here to serve as amusement for others.
That's Ken's job.
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate
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Nef Yoo BlackBeard
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Re: Add a punchline.
Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:cap wrote:I'm not here to serve as amusement for others.
That's Ken's job.
NOOOOOOO!
ets my job!
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.
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ET, the Extra Terrestrial
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Re: Add a punchline.
cap wrote:I'm not here to serve as amusement for others.
"Others have been placed here to amuse me."
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Roy Hunter
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Re: Add a punchline.
cap wrote:I'm not here to serve as amusement for others.
I'm just waiting for Ken to get undressed so I can measure his phalangeal curveature.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"I linked the number of MPs to the number of votes. If you'd done a real Science degree you'd understand sticking to the point." ~ daftbeaker.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"I linked the number of MPs to the number of votes. If you'd done a real Science degree you'd understand sticking to the point." ~ daftbeaker.
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PantyGnawer
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Re: Add a punchline.
cap wrote:I'm not here to serve as amusement for others.
I'm here to berate, browbeat, condescend, and further inflate my own swollen ego.
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Detective TurtleHolmes
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Re: Add a punchline.
cap wrote:I'm not here to serve as amusement for others.
-But I do what I can.
-Unless you want me to. *Growls suggestively*
-I'm here to serve liquor.
-I'm here to study neolithic men. Yes, I'm looking at you, Ken.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Re: Add a punchline.
PantyGnawer wrote:cap wrote:I'm not here to serve as amusement for others.
I'm here to berate, browbeat, condescend, and further inflate my own swollen ego.
Dude, that sucked as a punchline.
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black bart
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Re: Add a punchline.
Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:cap wrote:I'm not here to serve as amusement for others.
-I'm here to study neolithic men. Yes, I'm looking at you, Ken.
But I prefer to watch live Turtle sex.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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ken worley
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Re: Add a punchline.
cap wrote:I'm not here to serve as amusement for others.
So that's why it seemed so boring.
Explains the lack of Height-Requirement at the entrance.
And the gales of laughter would be....?
So that means I can't tickle your 'fancy'?
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ET, the Extra Terrestrial
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Re: Add a punchline.
ken worley wrote:So that means I can't tickle your 'fancy'?
That ain't what they call it in the catalog.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Detective TurtleHolmes
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Re: Add a punchline.
Or, less appropriately: Can I tickle your "fancy"?ken worley wrote:So that means I can't tickle your 'fancy'?
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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ken worley
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Re: Add a punchline.
cap wrote:I'm not here to serve as amusement for others.
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capellini wrote:Only if you're not in Brooklyn when you want to take it. Although I'm not from almost bed-stuy, but the #6 doesn't go there any less than it doesn't go anywhere else in Brooklyn.
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Nef Yoo BlackBeard
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Re: Add a punchline.
hokay unkl kinny!
ummmmmm
ye kin have sum froot punch
an sum owinge blud wiff wum
an sum grape blud wiff cherry blud an stwaburry blud
et al yummy bluds
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ummmmmm
ye kin have sum froot punch
an sum owinge blud wiff wum
an sum grape blud wiff cherry blud an stwaburry blud
et al yummy bluds
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.
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