da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard
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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard
NefYoo reliesd he neeedddid noo lollllle. Soo, widdot haskin his temp-mom twistysisty, he toddled to da store wid a corter anna big hat.
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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard
At the store he met a slightly strange, sweaty pirate. The pirate looked around furtively and said "Hello little boy. Would you like to come and look at some baby turtles?"
So Nef Yoo said...
So Nef Yoo said...
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...i coman ye ta make me turle soup!
an yoose thee shells loike day be poncy bolws.
but furst ye has ta dry yeseff
i dunt loike so much salt in me soup fank ye yer welkum
not after that tyme unkl farty ...
an yoose thee shells loike day be poncy bolws.
but furst ye has ta dry yeseff
i dunt loike so much salt in me soup fank ye yer welkum
not after that tyme unkl farty ...
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...'don't ye drag me inta this sordid tale ye little blaggard...I don't know what hincident ye be referin to an I aint nevver made stew wiv turtles in or anyfing else resemblin a livin animal...wiv a body attached to it's head'...said Uncle Farty graspin Nef Yoo BB by the...
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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... pot.
"i wull yoose dis pot fer cookin! fiss hed stoo', roard Unkl Fart
"but dat my chambarr pot " ' i sayd.
an dat remines me wen unkl farty sayd
" pull me fingarr'!...
"i wull yoose dis pot fer cookin! fiss hed stoo', roard Unkl Fart
"but dat my chambarr pot " ' i sayd.
an dat remines me wen unkl farty sayd
" pull me fingarr'!...
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...and offered Nef Yoo his prosthetic hand. Nef Yoo pulled Farty's finger, the whole hand came off, and Nef Yoo ran away to try and trade it for lollies.
Now that Unkle Farty had taken Nef Yoo's chamber pot, any time Nef Yoo needed to 'go', he had to use...
Now that Unkle Farty had taken Nef Yoo's chamber pot, any time Nef Yoo needed to 'go', he had to use...
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"I linked the number of MPs to the number of votes. If you'd done a real Science degree you'd understand sticking to the point." ~ daftbeaker.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"I linked the number of MPs to the number of votes. If you'd done a real Science degree you'd understand sticking to the point." ~ daftbeaker.
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...the nearest thing on hand to stem thee flow...and in this case it was...
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the pegleg of captain Cronan's dog named Scurvey. Who was at the time..........
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....chasing Nef Yoo's temp Mom Twisty Puss up a tree when....
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... an den sumwun puld unkl farts fingrr an
oh no ! i thunkid ta me ownsum
but nuffin happin
i dint beer a pioOT
or a BLaaaaaaaaAAAT
or pifff or nufin
BUT DEN ET BE TINKEE !
Fart dun let go a STD !
YUP!
Stealffy Tho Deaffy
"oh no ! tha deaffy tink wull get ye an den ye be suwwy so ye all butter rum !
an den dare be all kinda kryn an skreemin an ...
oh no ! i thunkid ta me ownsum
but nuffin happin
i dint beer a pioOT
or a BLaaaaaaaaAAAT
or pifff or nufin
BUT DEN ET BE TINKEE !
Fart dun let go a STD !
YUP!
Stealffy Tho Deaffy
"oh no ! tha deaffy tink wull get ye an den ye be suwwy so ye all butter rum !
an den dare be all kinda kryn an skreemin an ...
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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard
Unky Fart's STD spwead to ta twee wot twisty puss climd. De deff uv Captain Cronin's dog Scurvey wud twadjk an' sad. A wittul wimper, a studder, an'ee stopped movin. Twisty Puss left da twee, tipped 'er hat in 'oner of Scurvey, den chased down NefYoo and whipped 
widdin an inch uv his lif wid wun hand an' holded her nose wid de udder.
widdin an inch uv his lif wid wun hand an' holded her nose wid de udder.Davros, Attorney and Pieces of Law
Keeping up appearances is a very important activity in religion; in fact, maintaining tattered illusions is its main activity. - Richard Wade, on Friendlyatheist.com
We make an idol of our fear and call it God. -Ingmar Bergman, The Seventh Seal
Keeping up appearances is a very important activity in religion; in fact, maintaining tattered illusions is its main activity. - Richard Wade, on Friendlyatheist.com
We make an idol of our fear and call it God. -Ingmar Bergman, The Seventh Seal
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...but noooo i sayd
unkl Ubidobido ye muss git yer fax rite .
dis be beddr.,..an den
...An da dreed feersum pirit NeffYOoBLKbeerD
i be so spwry wiff is sailer foots
ee escapd tha wip an sclaimd,
"oh no? i muss git to me shup ?
my croo wull tave me?
unluss day be...
unkl Ubidobido ye muss git yer fax rite .
dis be beddr.,..an den
...An da dreed feersum pirit NeffYOoBLKbeerD
i be so spwry wiff is sailer foots
ee escapd tha wip an sclaimd,
"oh no? i muss git to me shup ?
my croo wull tave me?
unluss day be...
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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard
day be all ded beekas Nef Yoo's burday kak was poisened.
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...but i taved da day wen i sayd
'oh evvy buddee dunt fill ep on kak
ave sum ice creem furst'"
AN evbuddee ave ice creem an sayd
Fank ye Nefyoo fum tavin us fum tha poysun stuff dat
me twiffidsistir tryn git us yucky wiff !'
"Horay fur me " day sayd neYu b heerow!
...an den....
'oh evvy buddee dunt fill ep on kak
ave sum ice creem furst'"
AN evbuddee ave ice creem an sayd
Fank ye Nefyoo fum tavin us fum tha poysun stuff dat
me twiffidsistir tryn git us yucky wiff !'
"Horay fur me " day sayd neYu b heerow!
...an den....
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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard
...they all needed to use the little pirate's room, but Unkle Barty had purloined the only chamber pot.
Fortunately, Nef Yoo has a Jyint Hat, so everyone formed an orderly queue while Nef Yoo held his hat at arms length...
Fortunately, Nef Yoo has a Jyint Hat, so everyone formed an orderly queue while Nef Yoo held his hat at arms length...
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"I linked the number of MPs to the number of votes. If you'd done a real Science degree you'd understand sticking to the point." ~ daftbeaker.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"I linked the number of MPs to the number of votes. If you'd done a real Science degree you'd understand sticking to the point." ~ daftbeaker.
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