Amusing Euphemisms for Human* Genitalia
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Amusing Euphemisms for Human* Genitalia
* also, bart's.
MALE
Bubblegoose
musketflask
twig 'n' berries
tallywhacker
FEMALE
....
...
?
*to self*
perhaps I've said too much.
MALE
Bubblegoose
musketflask
twig 'n' berries
tallywhacker
FEMALE
....
...
?
*to self*
perhaps I've said too much.

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hokay
i help
Mail?
i gotta wedder frum AntiBB see says kep ep da good werk an dere be a kutlus wiff me nane onnit.
i gots lots mal frum furm memmers dat says"
oh nefyu! why dost ya nawt wizit morr offin/?
an i gots mail ritin me fissil booke frum Tig grrrrrr an misser an mussus Ubbydobbydobums an Farty an frum Etee an Roi an an an
do yu hav ice creem?
an sum mail frum Zank
but he no happy
Fee mail?
Alla mail has stamp on dem .
fank ye yer elkum unkl Kiny.
i help
Mail?
i gotta wedder frum AntiBB see says kep ep da good werk an dere be a kutlus wiff me nane onnit.
i gots lots mal frum furm memmers dat says"
oh nefyu! why dost ya nawt wizit morr offin/?
an i gots mail ritin me fissil booke frum Tig grrrrrr an misser an mussus Ubbydobbydobums an Farty an frum Etee an Roi an an an
do yu hav ice creem?
an sum mail frum Zank
but he no happy


Fee mail?
Alla mail has stamp on dem .
fank ye yer elkum unkl Kiny.

cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.
Re: Amusing Euphemisms for Human* Genitalia
male:
box-buster
female:
bearded taco
box-buster
female:
bearded taco
Never take life seriously.
No one gets out alive anyways.

No one gets out alive anyways.

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Re: Amusing Euphemisms for Human* Genitalia
Male:
One-eyed trouser snake
Female:
Little man sitting in a boat
One-eyed trouser snake
Female:
Little man sitting in a boat
"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
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lik me lolly?
i coman ya fetch me pi ta munch on !
fank ye
i coman ya fetch me pi ta munch on !
fank ye

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Years ago on christmas day I was sitting on the porch swing with my grandfather. I didn't know him well because he and my grandmother were divorced when my mom was a kid, but I knew that he had been a big drinker, gambler (he owned a Chinese restaurant that he supposedly won in a poker game), and a womanizer. At the time he was slowly dying of throat cancer (and still sipping on stiff liquor drink).
We weren't really saying much and I didn't know what to say to him. Out of nowhere he says, "So, how's the Shaky Puddin down there in Greenville?".
We weren't really saying much and I didn't know what to say to him. Out of nowhere he says, "So, how's the Shaky Puddin down there in Greenville?".
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Bloodhound Gang wrote:Vulcanize the whoopee stick in the ham wallet
Cattle prod the oyster ditch with the lap rocket
Batter dip the cranny ax in the gut locker
Retrofit the pudding hatch ooh la la with the boink swatter
...
Marinate the nether rod in the squish mitten
Power drill the yippee bog with the dude piston
Pressure wash the quiver bone in the bitch wrinkle
Cannonball the fiddle cove ooh la la with the pork steeple
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.
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Male:
Oh my God, that's so cute.
Mr. Wee Willy
Hiding Turtle Dick.
You're joking right?
Female:
You guys can call it whatever you want, you all still want it.
Oh my God, that's so cute.
Mr. Wee Willy
Hiding Turtle Dick.
You're joking right?
Female:
You guys can call it whatever you want, you all still want it.
* If evolution is just a theory, religion is just an opinion.
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* You never know when I'll be watching.
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Rainswept wrote:Bloodhound Gang wrote:Vulcanize the whoopee stick in the ham wallet
Cattle prod the oyster ditch with the lap rocket
Batter dip the cranny ax in the gut locker
Retrofit the pudding hatch ooh la la with the boink swatter
...
Marinate the nether rod in the squish mitten
Power drill the yippee bog with the dude piston
Pressure wash the quiver bone in the bitch wrinkle
Cannonball the fiddle cove ooh la la with the pork steeple
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
Re: Amusing Euphemisms for Human* Genitalia
FEMALE under-represented in this thread?
.....As LUCK would have it
Kevin Bloody Wilson has a song based on an extensive list...
"You Can't Say C*** In Canada"
NSFW
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBWAjn2a ... re=related

.....As LUCK would have it
Kevin Bloody Wilson has a song based on an extensive list...
"You Can't Say C*** In Canada"
NSFW
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBWAjn2a ... re=related


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Cap'n Cronan's Fathom stick
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
Re: Amusing Euphemisms for Human* Genitalia
MALE:
Laplace–Runge–Lenz vector
follow-up:
Ya, I'm really that eccentric.
Laplace–Runge–Lenz vector
follow-up:
Ya, I'm really that eccentric.
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For females: in regular conversation I refer to it as my cooch, cooter, muchimoo, or mustn't-touch-it. If I'm being boring, it's the vag. More amusing but seldom used, the beaver. It's a matter of national pride, those Great Canadian Beavers.
Males: One-eyed trouser snake is always good, as is anaconda (you know, baby got back? "My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun"), but I usually just go with equipment. Manly equipment if you're lucky, faulty equipment if I'm drunk and bitchy.
I'm going to be in the QooC over this, I do believe...
Males: One-eyed trouser snake is always good, as is anaconda (you know, baby got back? "My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun"), but I usually just go with equipment. Manly equipment if you're lucky, faulty equipment if I'm drunk and bitchy.
I'm going to be in the QooC over this, I do believe...
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