Santa is comin' - man your anti aircraft guns!
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- black bart
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Re: Santa is comin' - man your anti aircraft guns!
Ye be ALL mad...ye've finally Schnapped! (Oh no not the puns again!)
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Re: Santa is comin' - man your anti aircraft guns!
wull, if'n wee bee MAD, eet bee an act o' WILL, an' a BONNEY wun at dat!!
'Oli no au i na pono FSM e
E hau'oli na 'opio o FSM nei
'Oli e! 'Oli e!
Mau ke aloha, no FSM
E hau'oli na 'opio o FSM nei
'Oli e! 'Oli e!
Mau ke aloha, no FSM
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Mad Willyum Shake Speare sais: send Young Bart an 'is ajin rat to England. 'E shall recuvver 'is wits there; oar, iffen 'e do not, hit's no grate matter theyre. 'Twill a not be scene in 'im theyre; theyre thee men be as mad as he. O wayte! 'E be *awl reddy* in England! Send 'im to Spain, then.

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Mad Willyum Shake Speare sais: send Young Bart an 'is ajin rat to England. 'E shall recuvver 'is wits there; oar, iffen 'e do not, hit's no grate matter theyre. 'Twill a not be scene in 'im theyre; theyre thee men be as mad as he. O wayte! 'E be *awl reddy* in England! Send 'im to Spain, then.
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
Re: Santa is comin' - man your anti aircraft guns!
Yarrrr...
What your preference for the 24th of December lads?
Bristol Bloodhound

OR
The Enforcer

What your preference for the 24th of December lads?
Bristol Bloodhound

OR
The Enforcer

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Re: Santa is comin' - man your anti aircraft guns!
Argh, tharr be nuffin' better'n a good Enforcer ta git the job done iffen the Bloodhound misses it's course.
As long as ye use rocks wit' explosins in.
As long as ye use rocks wit' explosins in.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
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Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
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Oi finks mee anna croo will stick wit' Da Enforcer..only 'bristols' wee bee famyllyar wit' are summat rounder an' softer den da one(s) ya gottes in da pikshurr (an' usuallee bee hattach'ed in pairs t' da fronts of grrlz, notte stuck all bydem selfes onna launch pad inna car park)
'Oli no au i na pono FSM e
E hau'oli na 'opio o FSM nei
'Oli e! 'Oli e!
Mau ke aloha, no FSM
E hau'oli na 'opio o FSM nei
'Oli e! 'Oli e!
Mau ke aloha, no FSM
Re: Santa is comin' - man your anti aircraft guns!
LOG REPORT
Date: 24/12/1708
Time: 2200 hours
Location: Roofttop, Admiral Benbow, Santaquest 1708 HQ
NOTES: Sky's all clear...Large weaponry array set up...Enuff ammo to wipe Santa and his elves out 100x over
...If the Easter Bunny resurfaces, he's gone as well!...Lots of drinking and festivity in the Benbow below...
Horizon check...From my spyglass I can see Madame Fifi's...is that Francine the Flagellator waving at me?...Back to the job at hand...
Rowdy scenes down at the dock...someone keeps yelling 'get down here and have a Xmas drink ye blaggard!'...ignored requests...must stick to mission...
This year...Santa is toast...
Date: 24/12/1708
Time: 2200 hours
Location: Roofttop, Admiral Benbow, Santaquest 1708 HQ
NOTES: Sky's all clear...Large weaponry array set up...Enuff ammo to wipe Santa and his elves out 100x over
...If the Easter Bunny resurfaces, he's gone as well!...Lots of drinking and festivity in the Benbow below...
Horizon check...From my spyglass I can see Madame Fifi's...is that Francine the Flagellator waving at me?...Back to the job at hand...
Rowdy scenes down at the dock...someone keeps yelling 'get down here and have a Xmas drink ye blaggard!'...ignored requests...must stick to mission...
This year...Santa is toast...
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LOG REPORT
Date: 24/12/1708
Time: 2230 hours
Location: Roofttop, Admiral Benbow, Santaquest 1708 HQ
NOTES: Spyglass keep fogging up, looking at 3 girls on Fifi's balcony...Oh no, now they are dancing for me...must stick to duty, must stick to duty...
Reports coming in from North Pole...Santa's been delayed...That does it, give me a drink, no make it 3...What's that Oi hear, Francine is calling me from Madame Fifi's balcony in a thick French accent...'Oh Capteen DaveL, eets time fer serm Chreetsmas cheer'...That does it, Oi'm orf to Fifi's...back shortly...
Don't go away Santa...there's a storm comin'...there's a storm comin...
Date: 24/12/1708
Time: 2230 hours
Location: Roofttop, Admiral Benbow, Santaquest 1708 HQ
NOTES: Spyglass keep fogging up, looking at 3 girls on Fifi's balcony...Oh no, now they are dancing for me...must stick to duty, must stick to duty...
Reports coming in from North Pole...Santa's been delayed...That does it, give me a drink, no make it 3...What's that Oi hear, Francine is calling me from Madame Fifi's balcony in a thick French accent...'Oh Capteen DaveL, eets time fer serm Chreetsmas cheer'...That does it, Oi'm orf to Fifi's...back shortly...
Don't go away Santa...there's a storm comin'...there's a storm comin...
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AUE! wee gotte Santa inna cross-hares* uv Da Enforcer (loaded uppe wit' niu ho'opahu/eggy-sploseeve coconuts) and wot to arrre wonderin' eyes shoulde appeare? well, seemes loike PETARDE** wuz inna 'hood an' stopp'ed bye t' make sure wee no cause rooy-nashun/distress t' annafink wot's flyin' abaht..toime wee blew 'em orf wit' platty-toods and some day-olde "vegan haupia", dat rotten chunky elf an' 'is flea-bitten minions 'adde fledde da scene, leavin' reindeer poop on our lanai...
*yup, wee gots angry bunnies t' help aim D.E., cuz uv theer greate nyghte-vizzunn..
**Pipple fo' da Effical Treatement uv Airborne Reindeers an' Dumpy Elves
*yup, wee gots angry bunnies t' help aim D.E., cuz uv theer greate nyghte-vizzunn..
**Pipple fo' da Effical Treatement uv Airborne Reindeers an' Dumpy Elves
'Oli no au i na pono FSM e
E hau'oli na 'opio o FSM nei
'Oli e! 'Oli e!
Mau ke aloha, no FSM
E hau'oli na 'opio o FSM nei
'Oli e! 'Oli e!
Mau ke aloha, no FSM
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santa claws ?
wotsa santa ?
wotsa santa ?
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.
Re: Santa is comin' - man your anti aircraft guns!
YArrr...
That be a fine question matey. The answer is, hopefully, "shot down in a fiery blaze" of course.
That be a fine question matey. The answer is, hopefully, "shot down in a fiery blaze" of course.
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DaveL wrote:YArrr...
That be a fine question matey. The answer is, hopefully, "shot down in a fiery blaze" of course.
Ha! You wish ye cold harted gouger. Santa is kurently safe in hidin at me place!
(so ok the truf be i holdin 'im for ransom- but it ain't goin well- seems tha elves ain't paid wif cash and I be not about to take toyz fur da ransoms).
btw - where the heck ye been hidin yerself?
o rite that'd be me

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YArrrr!
It be Saucy Gert, nice to see yer!
Oi should be askin you the same question, ye big blaggard-ette!
Hand that fat bugger over immediately. Oi got a bit distracted over at Fifi's and (yet again) failed to polish him off.
It be Saucy Gert, nice to see yer!
Oi should be askin you the same question, ye big blaggard-ette!
Hand that fat bugger over immediately. Oi got a bit distracted over at Fifi's and (yet again) failed to polish him off.
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ARGH they be plenty o polishin over at Fifis anyway ye kant 'ave 'im.
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I Ned Speil Cheek!!!!!!!!
I'm *not* the lowest rank on this ship. What about the laboratory mice? I tell them something and they jump straight to it. "Yes, Mr. Lister Sir, eek,eek."
Just save the farkin Gorillas will you! They don't have spell check- but they do need YOU/US...
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I Ned Speil Cheek!!!!!!!!
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- Angry_Santa
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I can't be held responsible for the argyle socks grammy gives you, also you actually need to have a chimney, a floating mast that is not.
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