
Pirate Double Entendres
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Re: Pirate Double Entendres
Arrr 2 play...but onlee fer turtles:


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Re: Pirate Double Entendres
Yarrrrr...
Oi hears that Detective T's ole uncle is quite an amorous fellow. Ye best be careful what ye leave on the ground. Or it might become the 'object' of his affection.
Oi hears that Detective T's ole uncle is quite an amorous fellow. Ye best be careful what ye leave on the ground. Or it might become the 'object' of his affection.
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Re: Pirate Double Entendres
Troo, Dave melad, troo. Oi lef a pare o' me sox on th deck, an' arter 'is nunkle uz throo withem, Oi 'ad t' pay three doubloons t' nef yoo t' gettim t' scrape em off'n th deck an pitch em over th side. Nun o th reglar kroo ud go near em.
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English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: Pirate Double Entendres
Arrr I be goin ta photoshop DTH onto that photo o the boot in an huncompromisin position unless he tells me der whereabouts o Cronan's Treasure. 

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Doo whut ye will, ye shant git Cronan's booty fromme I.
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Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:Doo whut ye will, ye shant git Cronan's booty fromme I.
Ha harr...so it be troo...ye's found Cronan's Tressur o Belgian Ale an Beer Vouchers stuffed in an Old Nick bottle (probably two Old Nick bottles by now)

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Re: Pirate Double Entendres
YArrrrr....stuff it!
As this thread is about to die a natural death, I suggest we revive it by resorting to the lowest common denominator known to man...Saucy Fruit & Vegetable pics.

Live long and prosper PDE thread!
As this thread is about to die a natural death, I suggest we revive it by resorting to the lowest common denominator known to man...Saucy Fruit & Vegetable pics.

Live long and prosper PDE thread!
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Re: Pirate Double Entendres
Arr lucky ye said that dave, I wuz jus about ta put these in der stew:


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Re: Pirate Double Entendres
Indeed Barty,
Would you like some Zucchini's (or is that Constable Timmin's truncheon) in that stew?

Would you like some Zucchini's (or is that Constable Timmin's truncheon) in that stew?

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Blynde me, ware be PG? Seems dis thread be *mayde* fer 'im, loike.
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Re: Pirate Double Entendres
YArrrrr...
C'mon PG - we know ye want some tomato and bannana action!

C'mon PG - we know ye want some tomato and bannana action!

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Re: Pirate Double Entendres
pieces o'nine wrote:
Blynde me, ware be PG? Seems dis thread be *mayde* fer 'im, loike.
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Re: Pirate Double Entendres

Get your bake on. 

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Re: Pirate Double Entendres
Bacon, first of all , love your new look, us kitties have got to stick together. I also love you melons!!!
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