Pirate Double Entendres

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Do ye enjoy a good double entendre?

Does it come with fries, coke and a happy toy?
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I can't even master a good single entendre. Bum, bottom...
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Aye matey, but Oi be too busy chasin' my pussy
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Yarrr, of course ye silly git, but how many cannon puns do we 'ave to tell?
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Re: Pirate Double Entendres

Postby black bart » Mon Mar 30, 2009 7:12 am

Arrr 2 play...but onlee fer turtles:

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Re: Pirate Double Entendres

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Mon Mar 30, 2009 5:02 pm

wot be da happy toys?
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Re: Pirate Double Entendres

Postby DaveL » Mon Mar 30, 2009 7:37 pm

Yarrrrr...

Oi hears that Detective T's ole uncle is quite an amorous fellow. Ye best be careful what ye leave on the ground. Or it might become the 'object' of his affection.
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Re: Pirate Double Entendres

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Mon Mar 30, 2009 10:41 pm

Troo, Dave melad, troo. Oi lef a pare o' me sox on th deck, an' arter 'is nunkle uz throo withem, Oi 'ad t' pay three doubloons t' nef yoo t' gettim t' scrape em off'n th deck an pitch em over th side. Nun o th reglar kroo ud go near em.
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Re: Pirate Double Entendres

Postby black bart » Tue Mar 31, 2009 5:37 am

Arrr I be goin ta photoshop DTH onto that photo o the boot in an huncompromisin position unless he tells me der whereabouts o Cronan's Treasure. :evilgrin:
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Re: Pirate Double Entendres

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Tue Mar 31, 2009 6:34 am

Doo whut ye will, ye shant git Cronan's booty fromme I.
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Re: Pirate Double Entendres

Postby black bart » Tue Mar 31, 2009 6:48 am

Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:Doo whut ye will, ye shant git Cronan's booty fromme I.


Ha harr...so it be troo...ye's found Cronan's Tressur o Belgian Ale an Beer Vouchers stuffed in an Old Nick bottle (probably two Old Nick bottles by now) :fsm_yarr: .
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Re: Pirate Double Entendres

Postby DaveL » Tue Apr 21, 2009 6:44 am

YArrrrr....stuff it!

As this thread is about to die a natural death, I suggest we revive it by resorting to the lowest common denominator known to man...Saucy Fruit & Vegetable pics.

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Re: Pirate Double Entendres

Postby black bart » Tue Apr 21, 2009 7:07 am

Arr lucky ye said that dave, I wuz jus about ta put these in der stew:

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Re: Pirate Double Entendres

Postby DaveL » Tue Apr 21, 2009 2:46 pm

Indeed Barty,

Would you like some Zucchini's (or is that Constable Timmin's truncheon) in that stew?

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Re: Pirate Double Entendres

Postby pieces o'nine » Tue Apr 21, 2009 10:50 pm

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Blynde me, ware be PG? Seems dis thread be *mayde* fer 'im, loike.
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Re: Pirate Double Entendres

Postby DaveL » Wed Apr 22, 2009 3:30 am

YArrrrr...

C'mon PG - we know ye want some tomato and bannana action!

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Re: Pirate Double Entendres

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Wed Apr 22, 2009 4:13 am

pieces o'nine wrote:Image



Blynde me, ware be PG? Seems dis thread be *mayde* fer 'im, loike.

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Re: Pirate Double Entendres

Postby bacon » Wed Apr 22, 2009 3:33 pm

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Re: Pirate Double Entendres

Postby TwistedSister » Wed Apr 22, 2009 8:04 pm

Bacon, first of all , love your new look, us kitties have got to stick together. I also love you melons!!!
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