Recent Pirate Activity = Change in Global Warming?
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Recent Pirate Activity = Change in Global Warming?
It's no question that piracy has been on the rise in the last couple of years...more notably in the Indian Ocean. Does this mean a regression of global warming or just a sign that His Noodly Appendage is intervening to throw off the statistics again as he did with radioactive decay? He works in mysterious ways.
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I'm wondering if our government's recent TARGETING and KILLING of said pirates actually undermines the new administration's stance on global warming. Seem like they've taken a huge step BACKWARD by killing pirates. I think we can safely say that tomatoes won't grow in sub-Saharan Africa anymore. 

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Re: Recent Pirate Activity = Change in Global Warming?
Thats not what that smiley is used for. Ur doin it all wrong.
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jefe wrote:I'm wondering if our government's recent TARGETING and KILLING of said pirates actually undermines the new administration's stance on global warming. Seem like they've taken a huge step BACKWARD by killing pirates. I think we can safely say that tomatoes won't grow in sub-Saharan Africa anymore.
Uhhh , why not ?
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an eez not allow use moi fillum lyk tha.
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Arrrr, talkin of tomatoes though:


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Thats luverly there bart.
But now Ner Yoo is going to think that he's become a film star.
But now Ner Yoo is going to think that he's become a film star.
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PantyGnawer wrote:Thats luverly there bart.
But now Ner Yoo is going to think that he's become a film star.
Arrrgh well he be the brightest ope fer Hollywood since Macaulay Caulking (mis spelled on purpose in an attempt at a sea faring type pun).
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That'ud be McCollie Caulkin, an 'e's gone t'thee dogs sins becommin a big hack tor.
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Arrr lets ope fame don't go ta Nef Yoo's head. We don't want im going thee way of so manee hollywood stars an swappin his lollpop for a ...no, I can't even bring meself ta say it...perhaps we should play him 'Hotel Portsmouth' by thee Weevil Eagles as a warnin:
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Up ahead in the distance, I saw the Benbow's light
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the night
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Up ahead in the distance, I saw the Benbow's light
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the night
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I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.
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PantyGnawer wrote:Ur doin it all wrong.
Whot tha wenchez at tha benbow sez to ye often!

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Re: Recent Pirate Activity = Change in Global Warming?
Sadly those pirates do not follow the designated pirate's way of life preferred by the FSM. Thus I'm not sure if temperatures will receed ...
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