I just might be a prophet... ;))

Edd · Postby **Edd** » Mon May 04, 2009 11:48 am

ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:
Edd wrote:I karate chopped a noodle in a hole

Is that a metaphor?

Now that's just disturbing.

My wife’s: I yelled at my mobile phone in line at the bank because I’m NOT crazy.

I think she might have actually said that at one time.

sharzah · Postby **sharzah** » Tue May 05, 2009 9:19 am

I did the Macarena with a spoon riding a motorcycle because I can.

Considering that I usually relate "Macarena" to "Macaroni", mine also seems to have a FSM connection.

henry morgan · Postby **henry morgan** » Thu May 28, 2009 4:44 pm

I smelled a [flying spaghetti] monster on a motorcycle because im cool like that.

Mad Willyum Bonney · Postby **Mad Willyum Bonney** » Thu May 28, 2009 5:32 pm

I smelled a homeless guy in your bathroom because I'm sexy and do what I want . :shocked:

henry morgan · Postby **henry morgan** » Thu May 28, 2009 8:25 pm

Mad Willyum Bonney wrote:I smelled a homeless guy in your bathroom because I'm sexy and do what I want .

ar, that be funny. :haha:

Postby **ET, the Extra Terrestrial** » Thu May 28, 2009 8:29 pm

My wife apparently had lunch with a ninja at the dinner table because she thinks she needs some serious help.

totalfarkuser · Postby **totalfarkuser** » Tue Jun 02, 2009 2:03 pm

It appears I have humored some of you with my first post.... Glad ya'll liked it... I loved the smelling the homeless guy cause I am sexy one.... but the monster and noodle ones are on-topic. :wink:

TwistedSister · Postby **TwistedSister** » Tue Jun 02, 2009 5:18 pm

It was very funny. Thank you for that!!! :lol:

Vezon · Postby **Vezon** » Wed Jun 03, 2009 12:08 pm

I danced with your mom in a hole because that's how I roll. :cool:

Mad Willyum Bonney · Postby **Mad Willyum Bonney** » Wed Jun 03, 2009 2:27 pm

^ Well , okay , just put the flowers back on the grave when you're done .

Kamerynn · Postby **Kamerynn** » Wed Jun 03, 2009 2:31 pm

I jumped on a fork in an elevator because big bird said so and he's my leader. :jack:

Mad Willyum Bonney · Postby **Mad Willyum Bonney** » Wed Jun 03, 2009 2:50 pm

^ Ain't nuffin loike gettin forked inna elevator .

Nef Yoo BlackBeard · Postby **Nef Yoo BlackBeard** » Sun Jun 07, 2009 4:22 pm

i likt
me lolly
cos i kint epp meself

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

starbuck · Postby **starbuck** » Wed Jun 17, 2009 6:24 pm

i kicked Chuck Norris in a hole because that's how i roll!

hilarious, great find!

Eniavlys · Postby **Eniavlys** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 2:46 am

I jumped on a snowman at the dinner table because I think I need some serious help.

I think the last part is the only true one

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