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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby black bart » Fri Jun 26, 2009 5:11 am

pieces o'nine wrote:Be them sen tannery sammitches gristle sammitches oar sum poor himmy tashun?


Arrrgh...onlee thee finest gristle in thee land!
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby TwistedSister » Fri Jun 26, 2009 5:53 pm

Luuks lyke sumtin I coffed up.
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby pieces o'nine » Sat Jun 27, 2009 12:09 am

black bart wrote:Arrrgh...onlee thee finest gristle in thee land!


TwistedSister wrote:Luuks lyke sumtin I coffed up.


Arrrgh, this be 'Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)' an theyrefoure, these two comments arrrghn't myoo chewly hex clue seive.
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Postby Roy Hunter » Sat Jun 27, 2009 9:50 am

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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby black bart » Mon Jun 29, 2009 4:19 am

Seller: fishstewpot
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For sale: One Scotsman, nothing worn under the kilt:

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Only 4 and a half Cronan
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby Calico Jack » Mon Jun 29, 2009 12:28 pm

Penguin Wench!

Ackk!

Where's Penguin Wench?

Jack Has Cronins!

Ackk!

Found Black Bart's Treasure!
Jack got all yer wemmin!!!!
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Mon Jun 29, 2009 6:38 pm

Fishstewpot, duz it come wif blancmange?
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby Roy Hunter » Tue Jun 30, 2009 7:47 am

Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:Fishstewpot, duz it come wif blancmange?
Most Scotsmen tend to bathe about this time of year, so if he hasn't lifted his kilt and sat down in the loch yet then yes, there will be blancmange about his person.
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby black bart » Wed Jul 01, 2009 8:49 am

Seller: fishstewpot
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For sale:

following on the from highly successful Scotsman auction

One Welshman with attached sheep:

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Only 60 Cronan including sheep.
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Wed Jul 01, 2009 5:31 pm

Oi dunno, those sheep look mighty raggety. Will they fully satisfy me crew?
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby DaveL » Thu Jul 02, 2009 5:16 am

YArrrrr...

I hope you mean fer just eatin' Detective T. There be enough debauchery on your ship already!
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Thu Jul 02, 2009 5:22 am

O' coarse, o' coarse! We've got enough wenches ta last us through e'en the coldest winter on the waves! I was only inquirin' as we needs the fat on them tharr sheep ta keep the wenches aloive.
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby pieces o'nine » Fri Jul 03, 2009 12:12 am

Yarrr, fishstewpot, wot ovver merchant dice 'as ye got in this lotte?

(I be axin fer a frend, ov coarse!)
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby black bart » Fri Jul 03, 2009 3:53 am

Arrgh...

Let me see...we've had a Scotsman, a Welshman...I'll throw in an Irishman and a pub for them to walk into an ye'll ave a complete joke.

Ye can ave this one for free (allroight I'll give ye twenty Cronan ta take it away):

An Englishman, a Welshman and an Irishman were at the fair and about to go on the helter-skelter when an old crone steps in front of them.

"This is a magic ride," she says. "You will land in whatever you shout out on the way down."

"I'm game for this," says the Welshman and slides down the helter-skelter shouting "GOLD!" at the top of his voice. Sure enough, when he hit the bottom he found himself surrounded by thousands of pounds worth of gold coins.

The Englishman goes next and shouts "SILVER!" at the top of his voice. At the bottom he lands in more silver coinage than he can carry.

The Irishman goes last and, launching himself from the top of the slide shouts "WEEEEEEE!"
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby pieces o'nine » Fri Jul 03, 2009 9:05 pm

Fishstewpot: oi were 'opin fer sumfink moor loike a Spanyerd. 'As ye enny Spanyerds in yer were'ouse/bilges?
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