Hey guys! I bought Kolaloka lemonade here [REDACTED]
And my Penis is already end of day! What do I do with this??
He is not present to fall. Value quest of more than 23 hours!
My woman in shock. And I miss to play!
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Just sent a would-be poster to the ethers. Does this ad actually sound like a good product?
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Not presented as an enlargement ad, but eerily similar in verbage, especially in mentioning money before putting in for to touch.
Hello,
I have a site on the subject of "finance information ".
I would like to part advertising of the install on your forum.
How multifarious intention it cost?
Put in for to touch with me by way of post:
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My first Michael Jackson tribute spam email:
Barr. James Blair wrote:Attn: Beneficiary
My Name Is Barr. James Blair Legal Anttorney to Michael Jackson. We were working on a charity tour when he had cardiac arrest . We have $57Million which we would want to be transferred to your account please contact me with your personal details for more information
It is my wish to see that this money is invested in any organization of your choice and distributed each year among the charity organization, the poor and the motherless baby's home I want your good humanitarian,to also use this money to fund churches, orphanages and widows around.
As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the Bank in United States MIDFLORIDA BANK in Florida . I will also issue a letter of authority to the bank, which will prove that you are the new beneficiary of Michael Jackson funds.Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I stated here in.Hope to hear from you soonest.
I await your reply on this my Dearest faithfully friend.
FULL NAME:
ADDRESS:
BANK NAME:
PHONE NUMBER#:
OCUPATION:
SEX:
STATUS:
My Regards To You And Your Family.
Barr. James Blair
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I hope they are going to at least name the motherless baby's home after you... 
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I have a volunteer position maintaining a mailing list, and one of the spam emails I had to reject recently was this:
I want to believe...
Is he gayy? Batman sightings put schools on lockdown
I want to believe...
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pieces o'nine wrote:Just sent a would-be poster to the ethers. Does this ad actually sound like a good product?Hey guys! I bought Kolaloka lemonade here [REDACTED]
And my Penis is already end of day! What do I do with this??
He is not present to fall. Value quest of more than 23 hours!
My woman in shock. And I miss to play!
That's an all too familiar story...I often think my penis is already end of day.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Qwertyuiopasd wrote:I have a volunteer position maintaining a mailing list, and one of the spam emails I had to reject recently was this:Is he gayy? Batman sightings put schools on lockdown
I want to believe...
Sounds like a good excuse as any to lockdown a school.
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