I've held a strong belief in FSM and the repopulation of pirates for the last few years. Now I'm trying to explain it all to my fiancee, and he has a very important question:
What do the hats look like?
Because, you know, a religion's importance is directly related to the ridiculousness of its hats.
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Are we talking Pirate? I'd be betting a tricorn hat in that case.
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I'm sure someone could fashion a true FSM hat, though. Googly eyes, and a bunch of Noodly Appendages affixed everywhere? That or Tricorns, I'd go with.
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Well. since we're pirates, the hat would be whatever kind of hat that strikes your fancy, that you could pillage. I'd like to get a really big tricorn with lots of gold trim and feathers. You can always go with a bandanna tied around your head, too.
Over on the main page, I think I've seen some knitted or crocheted FSM hats. But those aren't much good in the summer.
Over on the main page, I think I've seen some knitted or crocheted FSM hats. But those aren't much good in the summer.
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Nefyoo bb has a luverly jyint hat , ask him whare he got his from .
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Something like I'm wearing, perhaps?
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Don't listen to ^ he apparently doesn't know anything about tractors or the people who own them.
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