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Re: Plot ideas for Films

Postby ~NoodleDemon~ » Thu Jul 23, 2009 8:13 am

We need Jeff Goldblum to stutter and vaccilate endlessly about Chaos theory.

And Will Smith, to utter his customary 'get jiggy with it' mannerisms.

Oh, and we need Bill Pullman, to make a speech about how we are ridding ourselves of the slimy mantle of snail oppression...
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Re: Plot ideas for Films

Postby black bart » Fri Jul 24, 2009 7:36 am

~NoodleDemon~ wrote:We need Jeff Goldblum to stutter and vaccilate endlessly about Chaos theory.

And Will Smith, to utter his customary 'get jiggy with it' mannerisms.

Oh, and we need Bill Pullman, to make a speech about how we are ridding ourselves of the slimy mantle of snail oppression...


I love it...and then Jeff Goldblum gets covered in Giant Snail slime and slowly begins to mutate into a 'half snail half man' horror!
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Re: Plot ideas for Films

Postby bacon » Fri Jul 24, 2009 7:38 am

black bart wrote:I love it...and then Jeff Goldblum gets covered in Giant Snail slime and slowly begins to mutate into a 'half snail half man' horror!


that must be the sequel

they thought it was all over . . .
but it was only the beginning
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Re: Plot ideas for Films

Postby ~NoodleDemon~ » Fri Jul 24, 2009 9:56 am

And he has this enormous, semi-awkward epiphany about how he is torn about losing his humanity...

And then he is eaten by a giant Frenchman.
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Re: Plot ideas for Films

Postby daftbeaker » Fri Jul 24, 2009 10:16 am

~NoodleDemon~ wrote:And he has this enormous, semi-awkward epiphany about how he is torn about losing his humanity...

And then he is eaten by a giant Frenchman.

Who is then attacked by Hugh Laurie with a cane.
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Re: Plot ideas for Films

Postby daftbeaker » Fri Jul 24, 2009 10:23 am

Roy Hunter wrote:I can't decide between Gerard Depardieu, Jean Reno and Eric Cantona for the giant Frenchman.

What about Zidane? He hasn't got much going on these days and he could always nut someone. Maybe him and Boris Johnson could have a fight on a football pitch?
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Re: Plot ideas for Films

Postby bacon » Fri Jul 24, 2009 10:33 am

why not just a giant french mime?

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Re: Plot ideas for Films

Postby black bart » Wed Jul 29, 2009 4:28 am

This film is getting a bit Terry Gilliam now...not that that's a bad thing...I think we need Ed Wood to direct though.
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Re: Plot ideas for Films

Postby bacon » Wed Jul 29, 2009 12:42 pm

damn - i was hoping for spielberg so we can have lots of shots of people staring at things
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Postby Ubi Dubium » Wed Jul 29, 2009 12:54 pm

As long as we have Brian Blessed in there somewhere. He improves any movie simply by being in it.
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Re: Plot ideas for Films

Postby bacon » Wed Jul 29, 2009 2:34 pm

what role can gene hackman have? he's good in everything.
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Re: Plot ideas for Films

Postby ~NoodleDemon~ » Wed Jul 29, 2009 3:01 pm

We need Zach Braff as the protagonist's neurotic, but vaguely endearing understudy.
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Re: Plot ideas for Films

Postby FaithfulPirate42 » Thu Jul 30, 2009 2:26 am

And Robin Williams as the General coordinating the attacks on the snails. Very quickly and enthusiastically, with lots of impressions and sound effects.
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Re: Plot ideas for Films

Postby Tigger_the_Wing » Thu Jul 30, 2009 6:37 am

And we need Sigourney Weaver as the female action interest. Muscle t-shirt, huge weapon, covered in slime - she won't even need to rehearse, she's done that so often! :haha:


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