Santa is a pastafarian
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Santa is a pastafarian
But why am i angry you ask?
Becuase i much like the great FSM am subject to non believers and skeptics, but now that accepted FSM into my life i know iv'e got believers once again.
Ho Ho Ho
RAmen
Becuase i much like the great FSM am subject to non believers and skeptics, but now that accepted FSM into my life i know iv'e got believers once again.
Ho Ho Ho
RAmen
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One word: Awesome.
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Re: Santa is a pastafarian
Already iv'e got a supporter.
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Haha, brilliant. Another supporter.
1. The cosmos is a gigantic flywheel making 10,000 revolutions a minute.
2. Man is a sick fly taking a dizzy ride on it.
3. Religion is the theory that the wheel was designed and set spinning to give him a ride.
- Henry Mencken
Diabolus fecit, ut id facerem!
2. Man is a sick fly taking a dizzy ride on it.
3. Religion is the theory that the wheel was designed and set spinning to give him a ride.
- Henry Mencken
Diabolus fecit, ut id facerem!
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Re: Santa is a pastafarian
I suggest you keep a low profile, Santa. There's a number of pirates about who have a vicious beef with you...
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Almighty Doer of Stuff wrote:I suggest you keep a low profile, Santa. There's a number of pirates about who have a vicious beef with you...
There beef may actually be with my shoddy wee covered impersonators at malls,i think if we had a nice calm sit down we would get along smashingly.........and if that does'nt work i have this large chest of dubloons.
Re: Santa is a pastafarian
Hi Angry-Santa,
Have ye had any anti-aircraft trubbles flying over Portsmouth on Christmas eve? If so, I know nothing about that.
Just remember - 'Tasco microscope' instead of 'Maskatron doll'...now Oi think we're understandin' each other!
Pssssst, Quick lads go get your AA-rounds from the armoury...he's shown up 5 months early!!!
Best wishes(and artillery)
DaveL
Have ye had any anti-aircraft trubbles flying over Portsmouth on Christmas eve? If so, I know nothing about that.

Just remember - 'Tasco microscope' instead of 'Maskatron doll'...now Oi think we're understandin' each other!
Pssssst, Quick lads go get your AA-rounds from the armoury...he's shown up 5 months early!!!
Best wishes(and artillery)
DaveL
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DaveL wrote:Hi Angry-Santa,
Have ye had any anti-aircraft trubbles flying over Portsmouth on Christmas eve? If so, I know nothing about that.
Just remember - 'Tasco microscope' instead of 'Maskatron doll'...now Oi think we're understandin' each other!
Pssssst, Quick lads go get your AA-rounds from the armoury...he's shown up 5 months early!!!
Best wishes(and artillery)
DaveL
I will say your hovering antimatter spaceship is a sight to behold, they sell everything on ebay nowaday's don't they?
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Re: Santa is a pastafarian
dear angry santa
me crew an' oi ben adrift at sea in a barrel fer quite sometime now - can ye send a new ship fer us? with lots o' pretty sails on 't?
thank ye
me crew an' oi ben adrift at sea in a barrel fer quite sometime now - can ye send a new ship fer us? with lots o' pretty sails on 't?
thank ye
Get your bake on. 

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bacon wrote:dear angry santa
me crew an' oi ben adrift at sea in a barrel fer quite sometime now - can ye send a new ship fer us? with lots o' pretty sails on 't?
thank ye
I'll do you one better, a ship filled with wenches, fine busty wenches.
Re: Santa is a pastafarian
Dear Santa,
This may explain a few issues that the pirates have with ye.
viewtopic.php?f=7&t=11418
Same time, same airspace...just bring a parachute.
This may explain a few issues that the pirates have with ye.
viewtopic.php?f=7&t=11418
Same time, same airspace...just bring a parachute.
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Re: Santa is a pastafarian
Angry_Santa wrote:DaveL wrote:Hi Angry-Santa,
Have ye had any anti-aircraft trubbles flying over Portsmouth on Christmas eve? If so, I know nothing about that.
Just remember - 'Tasco microscope' instead of 'Maskatron doll'...now Oi think we're understandin' each other!
Pssssst, Quick lads go get your AA-rounds from the armoury...he's shown up 5 months early!!!
Best wishes(and artillery)
DaveL
I will say your hovering antimatter spaceship is a sight to behold, they sell everything on ebay nowaday's don't they?
That would be my hovering antimatter spaceship. Dave's ship takes up a lot of space, but it floats in water, not air. An it has rats in the bilge.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
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Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
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What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
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English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: Santa is a pastafarian
You don't need a hovering antimatter spaceship when you have wings like me. And I will get my hands on some AA guns if I don't get the right present this time. 

1. The cosmos is a gigantic flywheel making 10,000 revolutions a minute.
2. Man is a sick fly taking a dizzy ride on it.
3. Religion is the theory that the wheel was designed and set spinning to give him a ride.
- Henry Mencken
Diabolus fecit, ut id facerem!
2. Man is a sick fly taking a dizzy ride on it.
3. Religion is the theory that the wheel was designed and set spinning to give him a ride.
- Henry Mencken
Diabolus fecit, ut id facerem!
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Re: Santa is a pastafarian
Julius Aurora wrote:You don't need a hovering antimatter spaceship when you have wings like me. And I will get my hands on some AA guns if I don't get the right present this time.
*Checks list* Everything seems in order here, a bedazzled hanna montana packpack with matching light up sneakers it is.
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Re: Santa is a pastafarian
Angry_Santa wrote:bacon wrote:dear angry santa
me crew an' oi ben adrift at sea in a barrel fer quite sometime now - can ye send a new ship fer us? with lots o' pretty sails on 't?
thank ye
I'll do you one better, a ship filled with wenches, fine busty wenches.
aarr matey - that be foine for the lads on board - but iffin ye dinna mind, can ye include a foreign cabin boy for me own purposes?
Get your bake on. 

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