
Loose Canon - Pirate Speak Submissions
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Loose Canon - Pirate Speak Submissions
So I was going thru all the texts to be in the Loose Canon and I realized that there are no texts written entirely in the holy tongue of the pirate. I was never much good with pirate speak (or good at creative writing for that matter), but I figure at least one text should be written in it, whether its a gospel, history, prophetic book, or whatever. So if any pirates want to give it a shot, go for it. Arrr. 

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Re: Loose Canon - Pirate Speak Submissions
Oi shall dictate ta ye the first paragraph o' The Holy Noodle:
The Firs' Daye; Light
Then the FSM sed, "Let tharr be light, me scallywag!" and tharr was light. And the FSM adjustid 'is willoey oistalks an' sore that the light were good; an' the FSM di-voi-ded the light from the darkeness. He cawled the light Daye, an' the darkeness He cawled Night oar "Prime Time." So the evenin' an' the mornin' warr the first daye.
The Firs' Daye; Light
Then the FSM sed, "Let tharr be light, me scallywag!" and tharr was light. And the FSM adjustid 'is willoey oistalks an' sore that the light were good; an' the FSM di-voi-ded the light from the darkeness. He cawled the light Daye, an' the darkeness He cawled Night oar "Prime Time." So the evenin' an' the mornin' warr the first daye.
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