BACON!!!
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PKMKII
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Re: BACON!!!
Bite me, the portions were tiny.
"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan
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Re: BACON!!!
Roy Hunter wrote:http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/page/1
You are a bad, bad man. I actually felt a bit nauseous looking at some of those. Seriously, Americans complain about baked beans on pizza but will eat a cheeseburger in a jam doughnut?
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Re: BACON!!!
Give credit where it's due. My girlfriend found that site, so you should have said that she's a bad, bad lady. 
(This of course has no bearing on whether or not Roy is a bad, bad man, however. 
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A small number of the things on that site I might eat. Most I wouldn't even want to look at.
(This of course has no bearing on whether or not Roy is a bad, bad man, however. )A small number of the things on that site I might eat. Most I wouldn't even want to look at.
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Re: BACON!!!
daftbeaker wrote:Roy Hunter wrote:http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/page/1
You are a bad, bad man. I actually felt a bit nauseous looking at some of those. Seriously, Americans complain about baked beans on pizza but will eat a cheeseburger in a jam doughnut?
I don't know any Americans who would eat that. Except maybe on a dare.
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Re: BACON!!!
Certainly not this American.
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bacon
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Re: BACON!!!
Roy Hunter wrote:
i was at a restaurant the other day and their special that day was a cheeseburger with onion rings and other various deep fried items piled on it, batter dipped and deep fried - it was hard not to
at the table when i heard the description. luckily they had a really good salad menu - had one of the best salads i've ever had there actually - portabello and mozzarella over a bed of greens - delishGet your bake on. 
TwistedSister wrote:You can't go wrong with a side of Bacon on your side.........
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Re: BACON!!!
"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
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bacon
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Re: BACON!!!
who broke into my house and took all of those pictures?
Get your bake on.
TwistedSister wrote:You can't go wrong with a side of Bacon on your side.........
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PKMKII
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Re: BACON!!!
You knew this was coming: Bacon Beer
It turns out that as well equipped as Mr. [Garrett] Oliver’s brewery [The Brooklyn Brewery] is, it doesn’t have an actual stove, something he needed to cook up a batch of malt mash. It’s a special malt that was smoked in the same room with some of the bacon made by the legendary Allan Benton. “It’s almost terrifying how much the malt smells like bacon,” Mr. Oliver said.
He plans to brew about 15 gallons of barleywine with that malt. In the meantime, he’s been infusing a brown ale with the flavor of Benton’s bacon fat through a technique known as “fat washing.” Oh, and the bacon-fat-infused ale was also aged in bourbon barrels, because bourbon and bacon go together like, um, beer and bacon.
Eventually, the barleywine with the bacon-smoked malt and the bourbon-aged, bacon-fat-infused ale would be blended to create one monstrously bizarre beer.
“One of two things will happen,” Mr. Oliver predicted. “Either this will be the most amazingly disgusting thing you’ve ever tasted in your life. Or I shall rule the earth.”
"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
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PKMKII
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Re: BACON!!!
"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
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robotulism
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Re: BACON!!!
Check all this shiz out on thinkgeek.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/brain/whereisi ... on&x=0&y=0
Tactical bacon, gummy bacon, bacon gumballs, and non-existent "Squeeze Bacon."
After I read this thread, by the way, I had to get myself a BLT with avocado.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/brain/whereisi ... on&x=0&y=0
Tactical bacon, gummy bacon, bacon gumballs, and non-existent "Squeeze Bacon."
After I read this thread, by the way, I had to get myself a BLT with avocado.
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PKMKII
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Re: BACON!!!
I had 
SUGAR-CURED BACON as a side for breakfast today. Now I know some people refer to bacon as "The Candy of Meats," but this quite literally tasted like bacon candy
SUGAR-CURED BACON as a side for breakfast today. Now I know some people refer to bacon as "The Candy of Meats," but this quite literally tasted like bacon candy"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
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Re: BACON!!!
Any bacon is good - on chicken, in a sarnie or 
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Re: BACON!!!
Maple cured bacon from Vermont is the best I've ever had. Wish I could remember the brand, but it is definitely the worth the trip.
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Re: BACON!!!
Leaves your mouth "bacon fresh"!!
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("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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