Santa is comin' - man your anti aircraft guns!

[black bart]

I can't be held responsible for the argyle socks grammy gives you, also you actually need to have a chimney, a floating mast that is not.

Arrrgh be it aktaually ye?...sorree about thee hattempted assassinashuns...can I still ave me new socks fer Xmas?

[Angry_Santa]

I can't be held responsible for the argyle socks grammy gives you, also you actually need to have a chimney, a floating mast that is not.

Arrrgh be it aktaually ye?...sorree about thee hattempted assassinashuns...can I still ave me new socks fer Xmas?

Yar matey, and being the kind land lubber (or is it air ?) i am i'll throw in a new eyepatch.

[OZ_Nick]

Hey, Santee, yer big red blaggard! Iffen Bart's gettin sum sox and an eye patch, where's me new Ferrari and a bikini girl?

[Detective TurtleHolmes]

Yarr, this Christmas, oi fear sumfin terrible be coman - an' oi'm nort talkin' the contents o' Bart Industries' Fish Head Puddin!

[DaveL]

YArrrr...

Well it is nice to know Angry Santa has shown up to pay his respects, 5 months early. Yarrrrr, nice to see his aim is true, unlike ours, cause we failed to get shoot him down yet again.
He might have a bit of trubble with the time bomb we planted on his sled this year though!

[OZ_Nick]

Well, DaveL, maybe ye culd make 'im sum Redde Cowe Sandwhiches, that ort ter do the blaggard in...

[black bart]

Well, DaveL, maybe ye culd make 'im sum Redde Cowe Sandwhiches, that ort ter do the blaggard in...

Arrrgh Ye be more cruel than Cruellarrrgh Deville!

I wouldn't eeven serve Redde Cowwe Sandwiches ta me worst enemee.

[pieces o'nine]

DaveL, oi hates t'be thee one t'brake hit t'ye, but yer dugongs 'ave gone over t'thee enemy...




'Ere be wun tryin t'himpersonayte thee olde blaggard hisself!

[DaveL]

YArrgghhh...

Could someone please explain to Pieces that Beluga's are not my type. Especially ones wearing a santa hat.

[pieces o'nine]

DaveL, oi nivvir wood 'ave beleafed yer t'be pred chew dissed hagenst Belugas. Clearly this wun 'as bin lured t'thee darrrk soide an needes t'be saved frum becomin' wun ov thee minyuns ov Angry Santa.

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

ummmmmmm
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
sanda
ummmmmmmm
i wanna nu cutliss
anda nu dirk
anda bodkin thet not b nakid
anda brace ove pisstuls
fank ye yer welkum

[DaveL]

YArrrr...

Don't get your hopes up Nefyoo, he's disappointed many children over the years. Oi'd be asking his for a kid version of a "Stinger Missile" - far more satisyin'!

[pieces o'nine]

...
anda bodkin thet not b nakid
...

Scene as yer hunloikely ter mayke yer kwy-a-tus -- oar t'be kwiette *at awl* -- oi don' see thee pointe ov whingin' fer a bodkin, bare oar ovverwoise. Wye duzzint ye jest axe fer a cayse ov lollys an be done wif hit?

[black bart]

I can't be bovvered waitin fer Santa...I've ordered Nef Yoo a free munf's subscripshun to Dyper Knitter's World Magazine...that'll keep him quiet fer a while.

[Detective TurtleHolmes]

This week's speshul artikul - 'A Showcays Ove Jammhaykin Knitted Botty-Wipes, Donchaknow, Jah'

Nobuddy tell Eli-Jah, eh?