ET achieves Prophethood
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ET, the Extra Terrestrial
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ET achieves Prophethood
Yup, here I am. Took a screen capture to preserve the exact moment of my ascention for eternity. I throw myself on the mercy of the community.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Tigger_the_Wing
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Ubi Dubium
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Re: ET achieves Prophethood
I'll start off. I suggested a few names over on Good News, but how about:
"Privvy Counsellor"
"Privvy Counsellor"
Open your mind, but not so far your brain falls out
"Hurry up, before we all come to our senses!" - King Julien
"Hurry up, before we all come to our senses!" - King Julien
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pieces o'nine
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Re: ET achieves Prophethood
Lord of the Flies
: friendly evil fsm :
Also, congratulations, ET!
: friendly evil fsm :
Also, congratulations, ET!
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
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daftbeaker
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Re: ET achieves Prophethood
Lord of the Lavatories
Chief Steward of the Frozen Wastes
Lavvy-Builder-In-Chief
Kludgie Repairman
Turtle Toilet Terror
Congratulations ET, watch out or Scott'll catch you up
Chief Steward of the Frozen Wastes
Lavvy-Builder-In-Chief
Kludgie Repairman
Turtle Toilet Terror
Congratulations ET, watch out or Scott'll catch you up
Too old to give up but too young to rest - Pete Townshend
I would rather be a rising ape than a falling angel - Sir Terry Pratchett
I would rather be a rising ape than a falling angel - Sir Terry Pratchett
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ET, the Extra Terrestrial
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Re: ET achieves Prophethood
I have no doubt that Scott will sail past me, and soon. He's been posting like the Rev before he disappeared back there.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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PantyGnawer
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Re: ET achieves Prophethood
Wait, who are you? Have we met?
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ET, the Extra Terrestrial
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Re: ET achieves Prophethood
I yam what I yam.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Julius Aurora
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Re: ET achieves Prophethood
Con-grat-ye-lay-tions.
Perfect.Ubi Dubium wrote:Privvy Counsellor
1. The cosmos is a gigantic flywheel making 10,000 revolutions a minute.
2. Man is a sick fly taking a dizzy ride on it.
3. Religion is the theory that the wheel was designed and set spinning to give him a ride.
- Henry Mencken
Diabolus fecit, ut id facerem!
2. Man is a sick fly taking a dizzy ride on it.
3. Religion is the theory that the wheel was designed and set spinning to give him a ride.
- Henry Mencken
Diabolus fecit, ut id facerem!
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Roy Hunter
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Re: ET achieves Prophethood
Combining the turtle / toilet themes:
"He's got a turtle's head poking out."
Only kidding, I'll come up with a better one later.
"He's got a turtle's head poking out."
Only kidding, I'll come up with a better one later.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"I linked the number of MPs to the number of votes. If you'd done a real Science degree you'd understand sticking to the point." ~ daftbeaker.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"I linked the number of MPs to the number of votes. If you'd done a real Science degree you'd understand sticking to the point." ~ daftbeaker.
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Detective TurtleHolmes
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Re: ET achieves Prophethood
My username used to be Cap'n Turtlehead. Yeah. I didn't realise the euphemism for a few thousand posts.
'The Grey Nomad'
I'll give it a bit more thought.
'The Grey Nomad'
I'll give it a bit more thought.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Ubi Dubius
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Re: ET achieves Prophethood
"Crazy Cat Gentleman"
Davros, Attorney and Pieces of Law
Keeping up appearances is a very important activity in religion; in fact, maintaining tattered illusions is its main activity. - Richard Wade, on Friendlyatheist.com
We make an idol of our fear and call it God. -Ingmar Bergman, The Seventh Seal
Keeping up appearances is a very important activity in religion; in fact, maintaining tattered illusions is its main activity. - Richard Wade, on Friendlyatheist.com
We make an idol of our fear and call it God. -Ingmar Bergman, The Seventh Seal
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TwistedSister
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Re: ET achieves Prophethood
Congrats ET!!!
Like I stated earlier,
Lord of the Latrine. (oops, sorry Ubi Dubium, didn't mean to steal your idea)
Backwoods Philosopher
Sir Extra Tolerant of all things Fuzzy
I've got to ponder on this some more.
Like I stated earlier,
Lord of the Latrine. (oops, sorry Ubi Dubium, didn't mean to steal your idea)
Backwoods Philosopher
Sir Extra Tolerant of all things Fuzzy
I've got to ponder on this some more.
* If evolution is just a theory, religion is just an opinion.
* You never know when I'll be watching.
* You never know when I'll be watching.
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bacon
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Re: ET achieves Prophethood
congratulations et!
i have no clever name to give you, but if i think of one i'm sure it will involve some combination of heavy drinking and furry animals.
i have no clever name to give you, but if i think of one i'm sure it will involve some combination of heavy drinking and furry animals.
Get your bake on. 
TwistedSister wrote:You can't go wrong with a side of Bacon on your side.........
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TwistedSister
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Re: ET achieves Prophethood
Mufassa of the Mountains.
* If evolution is just a theory, religion is just an opinion.
* You never know when I'll be watching.
* You never know when I'll be watching.
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