ET achieves Prophethood
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purveyor of kitty litter
Get your bake on. 

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Hmmmm, kinda like the sound of The Maine Man.
At least ET won't get stuck with a permanent title that involves toilets or poo.
[Unless of course he doesn't really mind]
At least ET won't get stuck with a permanent title that involves toilets or poo.
[Unless of course he doesn't really mind]

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TwistedSister wrote:Hmmmm, kinda like the sound of The Maine Man.
At least ET won't get stuck with a permanent title that involves toilets or poo.
[Unless of course he doesn't really mind]
No worries on that score. My favorites so far:
Privy Counsellor (excess v removed) by Ubi Dubium
Backwoods Philosopher by Twisty
Keeper of the Scoop by farfalla
Lord of Litterboxes by Ubi Dubium
Outback Outhouse Observer by Twisty
Overseer of the Frozen Wastes by DB (also like the Guardian version as modified by Ubi Dubius)
All the others are good too. You guys are a very creative bunch, and I'm glad to have you for my friends.

"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Since coming to this site a year or so ago i have actually had to rethink my definition of "friends". I used to think it the apex of idiocy to claim someone you've never mer IRL as a friend.
I stand corrected.
I stand corrected.
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Scott the Pirate wrote:Since coming to this site a year or so ago i have actually had to rethink my definition of "friends". I used to think it the apex of idiocy to claim someone you've never mer IRL as a friend.
I stand corrected.
You're right. The apex of idiocy is training squirrels to battle with light sabers.
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We make an idol of our fear and call it God. -Ingmar Bergman, The Seventh Seal
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We make an idol of our fear and call it God. -Ingmar Bergman, The Seventh Seal
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Ubi Dubius wrote:Scott the Pirate wrote:Since coming to this site a year or so ago i have actually had to rethink my definition of "friends". I used to think it the apex of idiocy to claim someone you've never mer IRL as a friend.
I stand corrected.
You're right. The apex of idiocy is training squirrels to battle with light sabers.
I couldn't agree more. Everyone knows squirrels are best suited for fighting with crossbows.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:Ubi Dubius wrote:Scott the Pirate wrote:Since coming to this site a year or so ago i have actually had to rethink my definition of "friends". I used to think it the apex of idiocy to claim someone you've never mer IRL as a friend.
I stand corrected.
You're right. The apex of idiocy is training squirrels to battle with light sabers.
I couldn't agree more. Everyone knows squirrels are best suited for fighting with crossbows.
Of course. Everybody knows that.

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Keeping up appearances is a very important activity in religion; in fact, maintaining tattered illusions is its main activity. - Richard Wade, on Friendlyatheist.com
We make an idol of our fear and call it God. -Ingmar Bergman, The Seventh Seal
Keeping up appearances is a very important activity in religion; in fact, maintaining tattered illusions is its main activity. - Richard Wade, on Friendlyatheist.com
We make an idol of our fear and call it God. -Ingmar Bergman, The Seventh Seal
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Just as everybody knows that squirrels are nature's drug-dealers. 

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Tigger_the_Wing wrote:Just as everybody knows that squirrels are nature's drug-dealers.
That makes so much sense! Those little bastards are shady.
What's the secret sign to get them to sell to me.
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PantyGnawer wrote:Tigger_the_Wing wrote:Just as everybody knows that squirrels are nature's drug-dealers.
That makes so much sense! Those little bastards are shady.
What's the secret sign to get them to sell to me.
I think you have to show them your nuts.
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"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Tigger_the_Wing wrote:
I think you have to show them your nuts.
Okay, Will do!
I'm assuming that they will accept nuts as payment for said drugs as well. What will a handfull of macadamia nuts get me?
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Gas.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:Gas.
That's not squirrel code for crack, right?
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I think squirrels just sell meth. Have you seen those little buggers run?
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