ET achieves Prophethood
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Re: ET achieves Prophethood
Um, o.k. guys/girls, grab your nuts and let's decide on a name for ET.
Shouldn't a Mod step in about now for the big vote???
Shouldn't a Mod step in about now for the big vote???
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Re: ET achieves Prophethood
i thought everyone knew that squirrels now use rocket launchers


Get your bake on. 

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So am i to understand that PG will now be frequenting the local parks with his testicles exposed? Careful, PG! If there's kids around you could be looking at jail time. Be safe and only expose yourself to squirrils in the privacy of your own home....
And you probably shouldnt tell your fiance.
And you probably shouldnt tell your fiance.
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TwistedSister wrote:Um, o.k. guys/girls, grab your nuts and let's decide on a name for ET.
Shouldn't a Mod step in about now for the big vote???
wait wait I haven't had a turn yet....








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wait a minute it's coming, it's coming...
something to do with canoes, carpentry...er...The Wise Man of The Lakes?
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Bart, ye said yers be rubbish an hit be rubbish hindeed.
ET, thee sweete smoke ov incense an burnin pasta is e'en now floatin hup around thee mods an such fer yer petishun...
Wif one ov thee ovver dayiteas, wun daye can be as a thousand yeares. Hits not that slow wif thee followers ov thee FSM (pbuh) but hit will tayke a bit ov tyme. Meanwyles, ye maye awl continyoo t'submitte (non)-rubbish sujeschuns huntil thee ho-fishawl vote.

ET, thee sweete smoke ov incense an burnin pasta is e'en now floatin hup around thee mods an such fer yer petishun...
Wif one ov thee ovver dayiteas, wun daye can be as a thousand yeares. Hits not that slow wif thee followers ov thee FSM (pbuh) but hit will tayke a bit ov tyme. Meanwyles, ye maye awl continyoo t'submitte (non)-rubbish sujeschuns huntil thee ho-fishawl vote.
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Oi waits on yer pleshore.
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-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
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English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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He has got a canoe though. 

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Re: ET achieves Prophethood
black bart wrote:He has got a canoe though.
I bet you say that to all the guys.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:black bart wrote:He has got a canoe though.
I bet you say that to all the guys.
Is that a canoe in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me? As the Actress said to the Bishop.
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"One Too Many"
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.
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"Drinks With Cats"
Roy Hunter wrote:Then, when you've got to know them a bit and their defences are down, you go all Scott the Pirate on them...
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Cat man do .
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^ wot 'ee sed. Arrr!
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Mad Willyum Bonney wrote:Cat man do .
This gets my vote!

Says it all, really…
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