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Scott the Prophet

Postby Scott the Pirate » Mon Sep 21, 2009 2:55 pm

Well! I now officially cave to the peer pressure and (on my first day w/o the kids) begin a thread requesting a title! No profanity please!

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Roy Hunter wrote:Then, when you've got to know them a bit and their defences are down, you go all Scott the Pirate on them...
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Re: Scott the Prophet

Postby Ubi Dubium » Mon Sep 21, 2009 3:27 pm

Oh %^&$^! I was going to suggest #@^%$* of the !@$%$%'s"

Well, since I bugged you about this, I'd better get things rolling. How about:

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Re: Scott the Prophet

Postby Roy Hunter » Mon Sep 21, 2009 3:38 pm

Ubi Dubium wrote:Oh %^&$^! I was going to suggest #@^%$* of the !@$%$%'s"

Well, since I bugged you about this, I'd better get things rolling. How about:

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I thought you of all people would have suggested "Lock up your daughters!"

Or how about:
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Re: Scott the Prophet

Postby PKMKII » Mon Sep 21, 2009 5:08 pm

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Re: Scott the Prophet

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Mon Sep 21, 2009 6:38 pm

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Re: Scott the Prophet

Postby daftbeaker » Mon Sep 21, 2009 6:48 pm

How about just 'Notty, banned' :wink:
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Re: Scott the Prophet

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Mon Sep 21, 2009 6:51 pm

Sith Squirrel
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By reading this post, you agree that you are solely responsible for your reaction to it.
The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant. Except in cases of accidental microaggressions, in which case please explain it, so that we may better understand.
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Re: Scott the Prophet

Postby Tigger_the_Wing » Mon Sep 21, 2009 8:09 pm

Freak magnet
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Re: Scott the Prophet

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Mon Sep 21, 2009 8:17 pm

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Re: Scott the Prophet

Postby TwistedSister » Tue Sep 22, 2009 7:05 am

Tigger_the_Wing wrote:Freak magnet


Tig, I swear to FSM that's what I was going to post!!!
Great minds think alike I suppose.

Hmmmm, let's see [must remember to be nice. must remember to be nice]

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I'm sure I can think of a few more.
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Re: Scott the Prophet

Postby Calico Jack » Tue Sep 22, 2009 12:39 pm

SQUIRRLEY MAN!!!!

CAPTAIN HORMONE!!!!

Ack, Ack Jack!
Jack got all yer wemmin!!!!
Who Jack pay???
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Re: Scott the Prophet

Postby Scott the Pirate » Tue Sep 22, 2009 1:12 pm

Tigger_the_Wing wrote:Freak magnet


I actually expected to see that sooner! :grin:
Roy Hunter wrote:Then, when you've got to know them a bit and their defences are down, you go all Scott the Pirate on them...
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Re: Scott the Prophet

Postby Ubi Dubium » Tue Sep 22, 2009 2:40 pm

Stalker Bait
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Re: Scott the Prophet

Postby Scott the Pirate » Tue Sep 22, 2009 2:50 pm

True, true.
Roy Hunter wrote:Then, when you've got to know them a bit and their defences are down, you go all Scott the Pirate on them...
:lech:
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Re: Scott the Prophet

Postby TwistedSister » Tue Sep 22, 2009 7:12 pm

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