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Scott the Prophet
Well! I now officially cave to the peer pressure and (on my first day w/o the kids) begin a thread requesting a title! No profanity please!


Roy Hunter wrote:Then, when you've got to know them a bit and their defences are down, you go all Scott the Pirate on them...
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Re: Scott the Prophet
Oh %^&$^! I was going to suggest #@^%$* of the [email protected]$%$%'s"
Well, since I bugged you about this, I'd better get things rolling. How about:
Old Padawan
Well, since I bugged you about this, I'd better get things rolling. How about:
Old Padawan
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Re: Scott the Prophet
I thought you of all people would have suggested "Lock up your daughters!"Ubi Dubium wrote:Oh %^&$^! I was going to suggest #@^%$* of the [email protected]$%$%'s"
Well, since I bugged you about this, I'd better get things rolling. How about:
Old Padawan
Or how about:
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Edited because I remembered.
One Woman Short of a Harem
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Edited because I remembered.
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Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Re: Scott the Prophet
How about just 'Notty, banned' 

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Re: Scott the Prophet
Sith Squirrel
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate
By reading this post, you agree that you are solely responsible for your reaction to it.
The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant. Except in cases of accidental microaggressions, in which case please explain it, so that we may better understand.
By reading this post, you agree that you are solely responsible for your reaction to it.
The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant. Except in cases of accidental microaggressions, in which case please explain it, so that we may better understand.
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Re: Scott the Prophet
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English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: Scott the Prophet
Tigger_the_Wing wrote:Freak magnet
Tig, I swear to FSM that's what I was going to post!!!
Great minds think alike I suppose.
Hmmmm, let's see [must remember to be nice. must remember to be nice]
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Titan of Testosterone
I'm sure I can think of a few more.
Nothing about squirrels though from me, in case he switches back to a bunny chewing dog.
Edit: Just thought of Dude from Duluth
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Re: Scott the Prophet
SQUIRRLEY MAN!!!!
CAPTAIN HORMONE!!!!
Ack, Ack Jack!
CAPTAIN HORMONE!!!!
Ack, Ack Jack!
Jack got all yer wemmin!!!!
Who Jack pay???
Who Jack pay???
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Re: Scott the Prophet
Tigger_the_Wing wrote:Freak magnet
I actually expected to see that sooner!

Roy Hunter wrote:Then, when you've got to know them a bit and their defences are down, you go all Scott the Pirate on them...
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Re: Scott the Prophet
Stalker Bait
Open your mind, but not so far your brain falls out
"Hurry up, before we all come to our senses!" - King Julien
"Hurry up, before we all come to our senses!" - King Julien
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Re: Scott the Prophet
True, true.
Roy Hunter wrote:Then, when you've got to know them a bit and their defences are down, you go all Scott the Pirate on them...
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Duluth's Big Daddy of Drama
* If evolution is just a theory, religion is just an opinion.
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