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daftbeaker
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Re: Insults Game
You dirty, underhanded conker varnisher!
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black bart
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unhand my conkers you utter peasant!
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daftbeaker
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You fool who is incapable of distinguishing between the Horse Chestnut, or conker, and the Sweet Chestnut. I shall clearly have to have the groundskeeper beat some sense into your head.
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black bart
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Ha! So you think you are Lord of the Manor and Keeper of the Queen's Conkers...more like Lord of the Tree Rings and Keeper of the Squirrel's Nuts!
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daftbeaker
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You had to drag trees into this, you smelly hippy. Go and boil your bottom, you son of a silly person.
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black bart
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When I've finished hugging this lovely Oak Tree I'm gonna come over there and I'm gonna force you to listen to Bob Dylan records you conker staining reprobate!
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daftbeaker
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Too old to give up but too young to rest - Pete Townshend
I would rather be a rising ape than a falling angel - Sir Terry Pratchett
I would rather be a rising ape than a falling angel - Sir Terry Pratchett
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black bart
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daftbeaker wrote:I actually quite like Bob but Hugh Laurie does a better protest song.
Oh, and you have smelly feet.
Never heard/seen that one before.It's hard to insult you after introducing me to such excellent comic fare, but...
in the words of Shakespeare: Thou hast no more brain than I have in mine elbows.
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daftbeaker
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Your elbows are reminiscent of a whale scrotum, you prune-limbed pencil botherer.
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black bart
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Ha...at least my pencils are sharp...unlike your wits!
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TwistedSister
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Had to steal those pencils from small school children because he was too cheap to buy some.
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^Nah, that was a bit weak after DB and BB's efforts. You'll need to try harder.
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TwistedSister
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You're floor looks like crap.
How's that?
How's that?
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Scott the Pirate
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Terrible. Loser.
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TwistedSister
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Panty waste.
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