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Re: Insults Game

Postby daftbeaker » Wed Sep 23, 2009 5:45 am

You had to drag trees into this, you smelly hippy. Go and boil your bottom, you son of a silly person.
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Re: Insults Game

Postby black bart » Wed Sep 23, 2009 5:51 am

When I've finished hugging this lovely Oak Tree I'm gonna come over there and I'm gonna force you to listen to Bob Dylan records you conker staining reprobate!
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Re: Insults Game

Postby daftbeaker » Wed Sep 23, 2009 5:57 am

I actually quite like Bob but Hugh Laurie does a better protest song.

Oh, and you have smelly feet.
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Re: Insults Game

Postby black bart » Wed Sep 23, 2009 6:06 am

daftbeaker wrote:I actually quite like Bob but Hugh Laurie does a better protest song.

Oh, and you have smelly feet.


:lol: Never heard/seen that one before.

It's hard to insult you after introducing me to such excellent comic fare, but...

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Re: Insults Game

Postby daftbeaker » Wed Sep 23, 2009 6:12 am

Your elbows are reminiscent of a whale scrotum, you prune-limbed pencil botherer.
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Re: Insults Game

Postby black bart » Wed Sep 23, 2009 7:42 am

Ha...at least my pencils are sharp...unlike your wits!
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Re: Insults Game

Postby TwistedSister » Wed Sep 23, 2009 11:42 am

Had to steal those pencils from small school children because he was too cheap to buy some.
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Re: Insults Game

Postby TwistedSister » Wed Sep 23, 2009 1:15 pm

You're floor looks like crap.
How's that?
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Re: Insults Game

Postby Scott the Pirate » Wed Sep 23, 2009 1:27 pm

Terrible. Loser.
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Re: Insults Game

Postby TwistedSister » Wed Sep 23, 2009 1:30 pm

Panty waste.
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Re: Insults Game

Postby TwistedSister » Wed Sep 23, 2009 1:36 pm

Is taking Zanks place on the forum.

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Re: Insults Game

Postby Scott the Pirate » Wed Sep 23, 2009 1:39 pm

Watch it there you wrinkly old crone...


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Re: Insults Game

Postby TwistedSister » Wed Sep 23, 2009 1:42 pm

Wet behind the ears pup.
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Re: Insults Game

Postby bacon » Wed Sep 23, 2009 2:09 pm

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Re: Insults Game

Postby daftbeaker » Wed Sep 23, 2009 2:40 pm

Maybe if you did some work you wouldn't have your pile of crap car towed, you incompetent woman driver.

(Sorry but it was getting dull.)
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