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Re: Scott the Prophet

Postby tris » Mon Oct 05, 2009 5:54 pm

TwistedSister wrote:Sorry guys.
I don't remember what it stood for............. :facewall:
I hate when that happens.

Grrr...... I hate it when
pretty pussy-people provocatively propose pleasing puzzles to us posters
but then disappear without making it clear
if an answer we'll get to the puzzle they set... :confused: :furious: :furious:
As they say "there's more than one way to skin a cat!" I have thought of about 20 entertaining ways so far! :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :whip:
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Re: Scott the Prophet

Postby TwistedSister » Tue Oct 06, 2009 6:16 am

PantyGnawer wrote: Who do I talk to about that?


Please take a number and proceed to the line at the right. The next available representative will be with you when they feel like it.


Oh, Tris, I love it when you talk dirty to me!
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Re: Scott the Prophet

Postby Scott the Pirate » Tue Oct 06, 2009 1:09 pm

To TS: TWRAM?

Totally Willing Really Able Male ?

or

TwistedSister Will Rant About Mate
Twistypuss Willingly Ravishes All Males
Twisty Would Roast A Magpie

?

:grin:
Roy Hunter wrote:Then, when you've got to know them a bit and their defences are down, you go all Scott the Pirate on them...
:lech:

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Re: Scott the Prophet

Postby TwistedSister » Tue Oct 06, 2009 1:35 pm

TwistedSister wrote:Sorry guys.

I don't remember what it stood for............. :facewall:

I hate when that happens.


Apparently you missed this.
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Re: Scott the Prophet

Postby Scott the Pirate » Tue Oct 06, 2009 1:37 pm

Just trying to jog your old woman memory.
Roy Hunter wrote:Then, when you've got to know them a bit and their defences are down, you go all Scott the Pirate on them...
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Re: Scott the Prophet

Postby TwistedSister » Tue Oct 06, 2009 1:43 pm

Well, I'm sure it was something nasty.

The "T" doesn't stand for Twisty by the way, that much I do know.
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Re: Scott the Prophet

Postby Scott the Pirate » Tue Oct 06, 2009 1:48 pm

Of course it was something nasty. You never have anything nice to say to me. I'm used to it.
Roy Hunter wrote:Then, when you've got to know them a bit and their defences are down, you go all Scott the Pirate on them...
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Re: Scott the Prophet

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Tue Oct 06, 2009 5:20 pm

WOT !
5,000 areedy ?!
I be gone fer a wee spell an I be missing evryfing .
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH !
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Re: Scott the Prophet

Postby TwistedSister » Tue Oct 06, 2009 5:40 pm

Already??
He did it in a blink of an eye, give a week or so.

NOW I remember what T.W.R.A.M means!!!!!! :evilgrin: :evilgrin:
First word, The.
Last word, Me.

[note to self: write the meaning down]

Thanks Willy!
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Re: Scott the Prophet

Postby tris » Tue Oct 06, 2009 6:55 pm

TwistedSister wrote:NOW I remember what T.W.R.A.M means!!!!!!First word, The. Last word, Me.

The one
Who
Raves
At
Me
?
The
Wierdo (I could think of another word here... but I won't write it...RESPEK!)
Raving
At
Me
?
What’s this shitty place? I’m off to another Kali Yuga! Brahma
Are we a butterfly’s dream or is the butterfly our dream - and who really gives a toss? Lao Tsu
Quit hassling me, you sicko! Job
What? You gonna waste all of ‘em? Even the falafel sellers? Lot
Ya mean I gotta honour them fuckers that dumped me in the Nile!? Moses
WHERE THE HELL DID I PARK MY DAMN KARMA! ShakeYerMuni Buddha
Don’t step on my blue-suede sandals! Blue blue blue-suede sandals! Ol’ J C
You what Gabe!? Not even a wee sausage after Ramadan? Moham
Oh shit! It’s gonna be one of them bad-vibe incarnations! Dalai L

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Re: Scott the Prophet

Postby Ubi Dubius » Tue Oct 06, 2009 8:51 pm

TwistedSister wrote:Already??
He did it in a blink of an eye, give a week or so.

NOW I remember what T.W.R.A.M means!!!!!! :evilgrin: :evilgrin:
First word, The.
Last word, Me.

[note to self: write the meaning down]

Thanks Willy!


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Re: Scott the Prophet

Postby TwistedSister » Wed Oct 07, 2009 7:39 am

:lol:
It's not my prophet name, silly goose.
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Re: Scott the Prophet

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Wed Oct 07, 2009 1:56 pm

Es is er playce ware hi gets me tytul?

Fank ye, ye welkum.

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Re: Scott the Prophet

Postby tris » Wed Oct 07, 2009 5:36 pm

TwistedSister wrote: It's not my prophet name, silly goose.

But you're getting pretty damn close to prophet status... about 3 or so posts a day (an average of 90 a month) and you'll be there in 3 months or less!
We may as well start thinking up some titles for you while we're at it...
What’s this shitty place? I’m off to another Kali Yuga! Brahma
Are we a butterfly’s dream or is the butterfly our dream - and who really gives a toss? Lao Tsu
Quit hassling me, you sicko! Job
What? You gonna waste all of ‘em? Even the falafel sellers? Lot
Ya mean I gotta honour them fuckers that dumped me in the Nile!? Moses
WHERE THE HELL DID I PARK MY DAMN KARMA! ShakeYerMuni Buddha
Don’t step on my blue-suede sandals! Blue blue blue-suede sandals! Ol’ J C
You what Gabe!? Not even a wee sausage after Ramadan? Moham
Oh shit! It’s gonna be one of them bad-vibe incarnations! Dalai L

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Re: Scott the Prophet

Postby Scott the Pirate » Wed Oct 07, 2009 6:25 pm

And now we have a name for her...
Roy Hunter wrote:Then, when you've got to know them a bit and their defences are down, you go all Scott the Pirate on them...
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