Complete the Piratey Headline

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Oi thought a sentence was...

...when ye spend toime in gaol/jail
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...sumthin I can never manage, even after poetry lessons
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...sumfin that won't reach completion due to me chronic st st stu stu stuu...
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...yarrr stuff it, kidnap me a speech pathologist immediately!
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Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby DaveL » Thu Oct 08, 2009 4:50 am

YArrrrr,

This be easy. Complete the piratey headline, then start a new one for the next scumbag below ye to complete. Ok, I'll start.

' Portsmouth campers found in park without toilet. A big ****** is expected'

Now complete it and start a new one! YArrr! :cool: :fsm_yarr:
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby black bart » Thu Oct 08, 2009 5:53 am

Portsmouth campers found in park without toilet. A big Flushout is expected'

Seaman Bates to blame for ***** stains on ****** in Benbow Privvy
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Thu Oct 08, 2009 6:10 am

Yarr, this game was a blast! Wharr did the ye olde wun goe?
black bart wrote:Seaman Bates to blame for Ink stains on Parchment in Benbow Privvy


DaveL Lays Down ******* Net in Portsmouth Bay. Says; "Oi hexpickt ta catch me a *******!"
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby DaveL » Thu Oct 08, 2009 1:20 pm

DaveL Lays Down Dugong Net in Portsmouth Bay. Says; "Oi hexpickt ta catch me a Red Hot Babe!"


Nefyoo Blackbeard caught in the Mayor's food store eating his finest fare. A stint in the ******** is expected.
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby Tigger_the_Wing » Thu Oct 08, 2009 7:04 pm

Nefyoo Blackbeard caught in the Mayor's food store eating his finest fare. A stint in the lavatory is expected.

DTH found ******** clinging to hull of boat. Said "Oi never ********!"
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby PantyGnawer » Thu Oct 08, 2009 7:44 pm

Tigger_the_Wing wrote:DTH found Bart clinging to hull of boat. Said "Oi never seen barnacles dis big!"



Big Brenda falls down *******! Portsmouth paramedics scratch their heads as they ********
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Thu Oct 08, 2009 11:29 pm

PantyGnawer wrote:Big Brenda falls down trapdoor! Portsmouth paramedics scratch their heads as they wonder if the soft gooey paste on underneath her is the tomato sauce or Cabin Boy Adam, recently found missing


Admiral Benbow voted ******* public hall in all of Portsmouth south-east! Tanguerra replies: *******
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby Tigger_the_Wing » Thu Oct 08, 2009 11:53 pm

Admiral Benbow voted filthiest public hall in all of Portsmouth south-east! Tanguerra replies: "You wish!" :lech:

Portsmouth harbour found to be breeding ground of rare *******!
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby black bart » Fri Oct 09, 2009 4:15 am

Portsmouth harbour found to be breeding ground of rare species of Nef Yoo Eating Shark!

Fish Head Stew shortage blamed on ********
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Fri Oct 09, 2009 3:41 pm

black bart wrote:Fish Head Stew shortage blamed on Sewage Workers' Strike



Unknown Thief Steals ******** From Captain PoN's ********
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Postby Roy Hunter » Fri Oct 09, 2009 3:47 pm

Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:Unknown Thief Steals Frickin' Laser From Captain PoN's Frickin' Head Shark.

******** Declares War On Portsmouth!
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Fri Oct 09, 2009 6:22 pm

Roy Hunter wrote:Nobody Declares War On Portsmouth!


Experts Stunned by Lack of ****** in Portsmouth Bay!
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby PantyGnawer » Fri Oct 09, 2009 6:44 pm

Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:Experts Stunned by Lack of Randy mermaids in Portsmouth Bay!


Auntie BB reaveals all! 3 - Page exclusive interview where she reveals ******** and ********!!!!!!!
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby black bart » Mon Oct 12, 2009 3:01 am

Auntie BB reaveals all! 3 - Page exclusive interview where she reveals a lust for Mexicans and a Brazilian!!!!!!!

Elvis Pegsley found alive in ********
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Mon Oct 12, 2009 5:15 am

black bart wrote:Elvis Pegsley found alive in a big glass jar! PoN has been detained for questioning!


New art project unveiled in Portsmouth Museum and Cow Shed! Dubbed the '*******', its purpose is to *******
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