Complete the Piratey Headline

[DaveL]

YArrrrr,

This be easy. Complete the piratey headline, then start a new one for the next scumbag below ye to complete. Ok, I'll start.

' Portsmouth campers found in park without toilet. A big ****** is expected'

Now complete it and start a new one! YArrr!

[black bart]

Portsmouth campers found in park without toilet. A big Flushout is expected'

Seaman Bates to blame for ***** stains on ****** in Benbow Privvy

[Detective TurtleHolmes]

Yarr, this game was a blast! Wharr did the ye olde wun goe?

Seaman Bates to blame for Ink stains on Parchment in Benbow Privvy

DaveL Lays Down ******* Net in Portsmouth Bay. Says; "Oi hexpickt ta catch me a *******!"

[DaveL]

DaveL Lays Down Dugong Net in Portsmouth Bay. Says; "Oi hexpickt ta catch me a Red Hot Babe!"

Nefyoo Blackbeard caught in the Mayor's food store eating his finest fare. A stint in the ******** is expected.

[Tigger_the_Wing]

Nefyoo Blackbeard caught in the Mayor's food store eating his finest fare. A stint in the lavatory is expected.

DTH found ******** clinging to hull of boat. Said "Oi never ********!"

[PantyGnawer]

DTH found Bart clinging to hull of boat. Said "Oi never seen barnacles dis big!"

Big Brenda falls down *******! Portsmouth paramedics scratch their heads as they ********

[Detective TurtleHolmes]

Big Brenda falls down trapdoor! Portsmouth paramedics scratch their heads as they wonder if the soft gooey paste on underneath her is the tomato sauce or Cabin Boy Adam, recently found missing

Admiral Benbow voted ******* public hall in all of Portsmouth south-east! Tanguerra replies: *******

[Tigger_the_Wing]

Admiral Benbow voted filthiest public hall in all of Portsmouth south-east! Tanguerra replies: "You wish!"

Portsmouth harbour found to be breeding ground of rare *******!

[black bart]

Portsmouth harbour found to be breeding ground of rare species of Nef Yoo Eating Shark!

Fish Head Stew shortage blamed on ********

[Rev. Rowan Redbeard]

Fish Head Stew shortage blamed on Sewage Workers' Strike

Unknown Thief Steals ******** From Captain PoN's ********

[Roy Hunter]

Unknown Thief Steals Frickin' Laser From Captain PoN's Frickin' Head Shark.

******** Declares War On Portsmouth!

[Detective TurtleHolmes]

Nobody Declares War On Portsmouth!

Experts Stunned by Lack of ****** in Portsmouth Bay!

[PantyGnawer]

Experts Stunned by Lack of Randy mermaids in Portsmouth Bay!

Auntie BB reaveals all! 3 - Page exclusive interview where she reveals ******** and ********!!!!!!!

[black bart]

Auntie BB reaveals all! 3 - Page exclusive interview where she reveals a lust for Mexicans and a Brazilian!!!!!!!

Elvis Pegsley found alive in ********

[Detective TurtleHolmes]

Elvis Pegsley found alive in a big glass jar! PoN has been detained for questioning!

New art project unveiled in Portsmouth Museum and Cow Shed! Dubbed the '*******', its purpose is to *******