(Backhanded) Compliments Game
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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game
Well thank you Roy. Being a true Scotsman I knew you wouldn't want to see time and money being wasted on erroneous postings. (Actually I think Gordon Brown has blown that myth right out of the water).
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Well, Gordon being a Scot, he enjoys spending some English money, which is only to be expected: they are the only two bits of Great Britain that count, aren't they?
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Roy it's hard for me to insult you in this thread, just the kind of guy you are. Of course, if I didn't have to mask each insult in a compliment, it'd be far easier.
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Indeed....well, thanks for the pint of 2 shilling ale, extra short shortbread and the deep fried maltezer...most generous.
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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game
Bart, you look really good in your avatar... too bad there is that pirate standing on you, it looks painful.

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How is the chin transplant working out for you, ciaran? Will you be able to get rid of that ridiculous temporary beard wig soon?
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It's a good thing you have a translator or people might think you could speak English.
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DB, it's so nice to see you can cook. Do you or your Mother clean up afterwards?
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I see you're looking forward to Halloween again...it must be so nice to be let out once a year.
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Bart I hope you're still considering coming to my wedding. After all we'll need someone to clean up. Don't worry about lodging though I've reserved a spot for you in one of the port-o-potties!
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Golly whiz PG, porta potties?? Hot damn! Yuz must be living high on the hog.
I noticed on the invite it was BYOTP.
I noticed on the invite it was BYOTP.
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Ahhhh Twisty it would be a pleasure to have your company, but seriously, you're not invited.
(The house we rented for the wedding has a stipulation that for every 50 guests over 50, you have to get a port-o-potty. Classy, I know!)
(The house we rented for the wedding has a stipulation that for every 50 guests over 50, you have to get a port-o-potty. Classy, I know!)
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Well of course I'll be coming...I think it's about time those 40 kids of yours had legitimate parents.
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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game
And you would be willing to take some of them of his hands? God help them, it would be like crossing The Sound of Music with Black Hawk Down.
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Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:And you would be willing to take some of them of his hands? God help them, it would be like crossing The Sound of Music with Black Hawk Down.

Nice one Ginger!
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