Hell yes. Look up acute pulmonary pneumonitis and pulmonary fibrosis. All those atomised solvents...black bart wrote:Ahhhh yes...I remember the multi coloured snot...you can't get airbrusher's lung can you?
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bacon wrote:FaithfulPirate42 wrote:I think your new pic of the bacon bra should be your costume. Also, you should put up pics if/when you wear it.
well - i don't think i'll be wearing a bacon bra any time soon - i just don't think bacon has the tensile strength for it
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Ack!
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Roy Hunter wrote:Hell yes. Look up acute pulmonary pneumonitis and pulmonary fibrosis. All those atomised solvents...black bart wrote:Ahhhh yes...I remember the multi coloured snot...you can't get airbrusher's lung can you?
Cough, cough, wheeze...it was still worth it...me Devilbus compressor chugging merrily away as I carefully airbrushed Fara Fawcettes breasts...she's gone as well now
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http://boxboxboxfridge.blogspot.com/2009/10/we-be-demotivatin.html
I got around to taking pictures of my paintings. So I smooshed them into a blog post, and am now shamelessly advertising it here!
(The images are huge, so I can't actually post them here.
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I got around to taking pictures of my paintings. So I smooshed them into a blog post, and am now shamelessly advertising it here!(The images are huge, so I can't actually post them here.
)Look! A new sig.
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I usually paint nudes so I can't post them here because there are children and parrots present.
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black bart wrote:I usually paint nudes so I can't post them here because there are children and parrots present.
Arrrghhh Barty, it not be art when ye be finger-painting on the wimmin, even if it is more fun
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self portrait. Done at school with photoshop for an asignment. The face is too long and the eyes are too bright, but the acne is dead on.
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cute freckles 
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Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:cute freckles
Those are pores, or blackheads. I'm not sure.
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Disclaimer - I know nothing about art. I can draw chemical structures and geometric figures and that's it.
The eye blood vessels seem too sharp compared to the rest of the picture. Given that the rest of the face looks sort of soft-focus, the blood vessels look very sharp and draw attention to them.
It's a good picture but treating the eyes with the same level of fuzziness as the lips would help (I think).
Edit - Also, you look cute (in a strictly non-predatory way)
Stop fussing so much over what you look like and enjoy youth while you have it
The eye blood vessels seem too sharp compared to the rest of the picture. Given that the rest of the face looks sort of soft-focus, the blood vessels look very sharp and draw attention to them.
It's a good picture but treating the eyes with the same level of fuzziness as the lips would help (I think).
Edit - Also, you look cute (in a strictly non-predatory way)
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A self portrait is usually about what the artist feels about themselves expressed visually. I don't think you're composed solely of acne and blackheads! (Plus, who said self portraits have to look like you? Mine is purple!)
I agree with DB, cute! (also non predatory. Though I don't think I'm that much older than you anyway)
(Plus, who said self portraits have to look like you? Mine is purple!)I agree with DB, cute! (also non predatory. Though I don't think I'm that much older than you anyway)
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Her nose is shorter and her eyes are farther apart. The grumpy expression and the hair are right. The zits are correct sometimes. I must say, that's one of the most realistic whiteheads I think I've ever seen in an artwork.
Her eyes used to be blue, but they've turned turquoise in recent years. I'd think that was really strange if Ubi Dubius hadn't started with blue eyes as a child and had them turn green.
Her eyes used to be blue, but they've turned turquoise in recent years. I'd think that was really strange if Ubi Dubius hadn't started with blue eyes as a child and had them turn green.
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S'presso wrote:A self portrait is usually about what the artist feels about themselves expressed visually.
Oooh, can we extend this Freudian analysis to avatars?
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