Halloween costumes
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Re: Halloween costumes
We discourage trick-or-treat, preferring the traditional Scottish 'guising'. The kids have to sing us a song, or tell us a joke, or entertain us in some other way. Then we give them terrible sweeties that will rot their teeth and make them fat, but also contain additives that will drive them temporarily insane. I am practising for grandparenthood.
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Re: Halloween costumes
TwistedSister wrote:I didn't decorate or anything for Halloween being we don't get trick or treaters here, but I did make a scarecrow and a pirate pumpkin for up at the store.
I was going to post pix this weekend but I forgot to.
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Re: Halloween costumes
Keep your hat on!
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Re: Halloween costumes
TwistedSister wrote:Keep your hat on!
It's alright, 'e carnt get it orf. I put superglue in it this morning. Now to put bootpolish on his telescope
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Re: Halloween costumes
daftbeaker wrote:Now to put bootpolish on his telescope
Is that what you're calling it these days?
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Re: Halloween costumes
Tigger_the_Wing wrote:daftbeaker wrote:Now to put bootpolish on his telescope
Is that what you're calling it these days?
What else would you call putting bootpolish on a telescope eyepiece? If Bart gets a black eye you'll know why now
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Re: Halloween costumes
Jack Help Penguin Wench!
Put Peanut Shells In Black Bart's Shoes!
Ack!
Poop On Nef Yoo!
Put Peanut Shells In Black Bart's Shoes!
Ack!
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Jack got all yer wemmin!!!!
Who Jack pay???
Who Jack pay???
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Re: Halloween costumes
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Re: Halloween costumes
Lookin good, Rev. You and the wench both.
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Re: Halloween costumes
great costume rev! both of you!
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Re: Halloween costumes
I had a FSM sighting this Halloween, up in Salem, MA. She was pusing a baby carriage with the Buddy Jesus (from Dogma). Apparently they were trying to explain the FSM to some passersby, when I ran up and screamed, "HOLY MACARONI!! IT'S THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER!!" I think they were happy that soome got it, and was excited to see the costume.
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Re: Halloween costumes
Robbobrob wrote:I had a FSM sighting this Halloween, up in Salem, MA. She was pusing a baby carriage with the Buddy Jesus (from Dogma). Apparently they were trying to explain the FSM to some passersby, when I ran up and screamed, "HOLY MACARONI!! IT'S THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER!!" I think they were happy that soome got it, and was excited to see the costume.
Cool. My neice and my cousin were both working in Salem that day, neice doing a radio remote thing, and cousin guiding tourists - herding sheep is how she describes it. I grew up in the next town over.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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