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Re: Quote out of context

Postby Ubi Dubius » Thu Nov 05, 2009 10:32 am

daftbeaker wrote:Oh yes! Everybody burn a Catholic alive for the Queen! Hooray! It's a celebration! Mind you, it'll be difficult trying to blow up the pope :evilgrin:
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Re: Quote out of context

Postby daftbeaker » Thu Nov 05, 2009 11:02 am

Ubi Dubius wrote:
daftbeaker wrote:
Roy Hunter wrote:Oh yes! Everybody burn a Catholic alive for the Queen! Hooray! It's a celebration!
Mind you, it'll be difficult trying to blow up...the pope :evilgrin:

Fixed that for you :moon:
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Re: Quote out of context

Postby Rainswept » Thu Nov 05, 2009 12:12 pm

You people just miss some golden ones...

daftbeaker wrote:Oh yes! the Queen!...trying to blow ...the pope :evilgrin:
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.

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Re: Quote out of context

Postby daftbeaker » Thu Nov 05, 2009 12:21 pm

Rainswept wrote:You people just miss some golden ones...

daftbeaker wrote:
Roy Hunter wrote:Oh yes! the Queen!
...trying to blow ...the pope :evilgrin:

Fixed that for you as well :bummer:
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Re: Quote out of context

Postby TwistedSister » Thu Nov 05, 2009 12:51 pm

daftbeaker wrote:...'hit me baby..
* If evolution is just a theory, religion is just an opinion.
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Re: Quote out of context

Postby PKMKII » Thu Nov 05, 2009 1:11 pm

Ubi Dubius wrote:don't I get two more strikes?
"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

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Re: Quote out of context

Postby TwistedSister » Thu Nov 05, 2009 2:04 pm

Scott the Pirate wrote: I was in the mood for something that i didn't really have to pay attention to ..
* If evolution is just a theory, religion is just an opinion.
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Re: Quote out of context

Postby Scott the Pirate » Thu Nov 05, 2009 5:43 pm

HA!!! Nice one! :grin:
Roy Hunter wrote:Then, when you've got to know them a bit and their defences are down, you go all Scott the Pirate on them...
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Re: Quote out of context

Postby bacon » Fri Nov 06, 2009 8:35 am

Tigger_the_Wing wrote:I am convinced it was the sweat pouring from their rubber . . . that made their feet slippery, they were unable to escape . . . the lads employed those unexpected tactics
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Re: Quote out of context

Postby PKMKII » Fri Nov 06, 2009 2:21 pm

bacon wrote:the bone i'm drooling just thinking about it
"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

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Re: Quote out of context

Postby Ubi Dubius » Fri Nov 06, 2009 8:41 pm

TwistedSister wrote:Years from now your siblings may end up being complete failures.

We can only hope.
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Re: Quote out of context

Postby TwistedSister » Fri Nov 06, 2009 8:49 pm

tris wrote:..men who stare.. was... a lot more promising .. if you are unable to maintain...
* If evolution is just a theory, religion is just an opinion.
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Re: Quote out of context

Postby PKMKII » Fri Nov 06, 2009 8:55 pm

TwistedSister wrote:
tris wrote:..men who stare.. was... a lot more promising .. if you are unable to maintain...


That's a stretch

TwistedSister wrote:Years from now, you may come


Those will be some serious blue balls.
"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

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Re: Quote out of context

Postby Rainswept » Fri Nov 06, 2009 9:51 pm

Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:We had used camel
Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:It will blow ye
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.

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Re: Quote out of context

Postby TwistedSister » Sat Nov 07, 2009 7:38 pm

PKMKII wrote:my johnson is a very long one

:lech:
* If evolution is just a theory, religion is just an opinion.
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