Complete the Piratey Headline
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline
Madame Fifi SAYS on the whole IT TASTES like chicken"
In an average week ****** Portsmouth wenches have got themselves ******** whilst out of ********
In an average week ****** Portsmouth wenches have got themselves ******** whilst out of ********
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
Re: Complete the Piratey Headline
black bart wrote:
In an average week 7 Portsmouth wenches have got themselves up-the-duff whilst out of wedlock
DaveL denies getting ***** Portsmouth wenches per week *******, as he is often at sea and is deprived of female contact.
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DaveL denies getting 14 Portsmouth wenches per week to slap him, as he is often at sea and is deprived of female contact.
Never trust a man in a **** dress, says leading Portsmouth *******
Never trust a man in a **** dress, says leading Portsmouth *******
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black bart wrote:Never trust a man in another man's dress, says leading Portsmouth transvestite
********* escapes into Portsmouth while the goode shippe ********** is being *********
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Tigger_the_Wing wrote:Shirley Temple escapes into Portsmouth while the goode shippe Lollypop is being Licked by Nef Yoo
******** Joins Axis of *********; PM Bemoans********
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Ubi Dubius wrote:Nef Yoo Joins Axis of Weevil; PM Bemoans"Ack! Polly want vengeance! Ack!"
Public furious over Axis of Weevil ******** beloved children's classic, *******!
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Public furious over Axis of Weevil's Annexation of beloved children's classic, Captain Pugwash!
Sir Winston Daftbeaker asked to form ******* by Her Maj the *******
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline
No/color] pets [color=#FF0000]allowed. When asked why said it's because Big Ron is making his mystery sausages.
[size=200]Constable Timmins seen in fishmarkets buying a Geoduck to enhance the size of his [color=#FF0000]*******[/color]
YArrrr...Judas, my apologies - I hit edit not quote - Oi think Oi irreversably buggered up your post :( DaveL
[size=200]Constable Timmins seen in fishmarkets buying a Geoduck to enhance the size of his [color=#FF0000]*******[/color]
YArrrr...Judas, my apologies - I hit edit not quote - Oi think Oi irreversably buggered up your post :( DaveL
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There’s a Hole in the World
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This empty place we make in our souls
Leaves us spinning round and round on a broken record
And when the music stops we’re too dizzy to
Find a chair before they’re all taken
We should have seen it sooner
There’s a Hole in the World
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Judas_Wizard wrote:No/color] pets [color=#FF0000]allowed. When asked why said it's because Big Ron is making his mystery sausages.
[size=200]Constable Timmins seen in fishmarkets buying a Geoduck to enhance the size of his [color=#FF0000]*******[/color]
YArrrr...Judas, my apologies - I hit edit not quote - Oi think Oi irreversably buggered up your post :( DaveL
I don't think ye quoit has got thee hang o this thread matey...stay behind arter Pirate School and write out this a hundred toims:
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline
black bart wrote:I don't think ye quoit has got thee hang o this thread matey...stay behind arter Pirate School and write out this a hundred toims:
I'LL GET IT RIGHT WHEN BART DOES.

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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline
Sir Winston Daftbeaker asked to form Council For Mandatory Forum Education by Her Maj the Admin of Seamen.
Axis of Weevil Threatens ********* by ********!
Axis of Weevil Threatens ********* by ********!
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Milo The Puppy: ****** Or ******?
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline
Roy Hunter wrote:Milo The Puppy: Bilge Rat Or Nef Yoo In Disquise?
Hundreds In Portsmouth*******! What Ever Happened To ******?
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bacon wrote:Hundreds In Portsmouth Ecstatic! What Ever Happened To Nef Yoo?
New Recipe For *********** Discovered! ********** Flee In ********.
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate
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New Recipe For Fish 'ead Stoo Curry Discovered! Chefs and WenchesFlee In Minibuses in the Nick o' Time.
Lingerie belonging to ********** Blows Away From Washing Line! ************ ensues as **********!
Lingerie belonging to ********** Blows Away From Washing Line! ************ ensues as **********!
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