Tigger_the_Wing wrote:
Lingerie belonging to Big Brenda Blows Away From Washing Line! Chaos ensues as sunlight reaches western Portsmouth for the first time.!
It's ***********! First Ever *************Occurs In *************
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It's ***********! First Ever *************Occurs In *************
Get your bake on. 
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It's offishal! First Ever survivorOccurs In Bart's Fish Head Stew Restaurant
Lighthouse keeper Berty McCracken taunted by lighting puns about his profession. Promises to changes his name to Ray *********
Lighthouse keeper Berty McCracken taunted by lighting puns about his profession. Promises to changes his name to Ray *********
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Lighthouse keeper Berty McCracken taunted by lighting puns about his profession. Promises to change his name to Ray Ping
Large ******* Discovered in Portsmouth Harbour. When Opened, Reveals ********
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Large Dead Whale Discovered in Portsmouth Harbour. When Opened, Reveals Jonah...Lewie, still singing 'Stop the Cavalry'.
Portsmouth Dockyard Civil Servants paid Huge Bonuses whilst Scurvy Ravaged Pirates struggle to ******
Portsmouth Dockyard Civil Servants paid Huge Bonuses whilst Scurvy Ravaged Pirates struggle to ******
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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black bart wrote:Portsmouth Dockyard Civil Servants paid Huge Bonuses whilst Scurvy Ravaged Pirates struggle to Avoid Paying Their Bar Tabs
Large ******* Discovered in *********! Big Brenda to ********.
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate
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Large person Discovered in whale! Big Brenda to investigate the contents of her own stomach.
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Hmmm, someone forgot to post the next partial headline..........
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TwistedSister wrote:Hmmm, someone forgot to post the next partial headline and her name is Twisted Sister!!!
Father Hovind's controversial sermon causes ............ Father Darwin says "..............".
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Father Hovind's controversial sermon causes raucous laughter. Father Darwin says "after the standup, bring on the dancers".
Roy sports a ***** under his kilt. Madame Fifi wants to *********.
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Roy sports a surgical truss under his kilt. Madame Fifi wants to adorn it with sequins.
Portsmouth filled with *********. Bart due to ****************.
Portsmouth filled with *********. Bart due to ****************.
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Portsmouth filled with seq-kwint kilt-warin pyrates. Bart due to jealousy plans new pub-lissity stunt.
New Chapter of Pride and Predjudice and Pirates Rleased! The Sea-kwint Publicke Cries "********* !!!"
New Chapter of Pride and Predjudice and Pirates Rleased! The Sea-kwint Publicke Cries "********* !!!"
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New Chapter of Pride and Predjudice and Pirates Rleased! The Sea-kwint Publicke Cries "If Only We'd Learned to Read !!!"
Black Bart's Scumsoft Computer Seized by the Excise Men Looking for Files containing *******
Black Bart's Scumsoft Computer Seized by the Excise Men Looking for Files containing *******
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Black Bart's Scumsoft Computer Seized by the Excise Men Looking for Files containing Anything Legible. Maent yn methu.
Heavy Cargo Slips from Netting in Portsmouth Docks. Black Bart Yells "*****************"
Heavy Cargo Slips from Netting in Portsmouth Docks. Black Bart Yells "*****************"
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Heavy Cargo Slips from Netting in Portsmouth Docks. Black Bart Yells "Not Me Playbilge Collection!"
Portsmouth Newest Establishment ********Offers Free *************For First 10 Pirates
Portsmouth Newest Establishment ********Offers Free *************For First 10 Pirates
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bacon wrote:Portsmouth Newest Establishment NEF YOO'S SECRETS Offers Free BLINDFOLDS For First 10 Pirates
Still Missing: D.T.H !! Last seen ********* while ************* with some unknown *********
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