Complete the Piratey Headline

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Oi thought a sentence was...

...when ye spend toime in gaol/jail
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...sumthin I can never manage, even after poetry lessons
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...sumfin that won't reach completion due to me chronic st st stu stu stuu...
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...yarrr stuff it, kidnap me a speech pathologist immediately!
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby bacon » Thu Nov 12, 2009 3:09 pm

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Lingerie belonging to Big Brenda Blows Away From Washing Line! Chaos ensues as sunlight reaches western Portsmouth for the first time.!


It's ***********! First Ever *************Occurs In *************
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby DaveL » Thu Nov 12, 2009 4:36 pm

It's offishal! First Ever survivorOccurs In Bart's Fish Head Stew Restaurant

Lighthouse keeper Berty McCracken taunted by lighting puns about his profession. Promises to changes his name to Ray *********
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby Tigger_the_Wing » Thu Nov 12, 2009 5:55 pm

Lighthouse keeper Berty McCracken taunted by lighting puns about his profession. Promises to change his name to Ray Ping


Large ******* Discovered in Portsmouth Harbour. When Opened, Reveals ********
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby black bart » Fri Nov 13, 2009 4:27 am

Large Dead Whale Discovered in Portsmouth Harbour. When Opened, Reveals Jonah...Lewie, still singing 'Stop the Cavalry'.

Portsmouth Dockyard Civil Servants paid Huge Bonuses whilst Scurvy Ravaged Pirates struggle to ******
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Fri Nov 13, 2009 8:52 pm

black bart wrote:Portsmouth Dockyard Civil Servants paid Huge Bonuses whilst Scurvy Ravaged Pirates struggle to Avoid Paying Their Bar Tabs


Large ******* Discovered in *********! Big Brenda to ********.
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate

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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby DaveL » Fri Dec 11, 2009 5:43 am

Large person Discovered in whale! Big Brenda to investigate the contents of her own stomach.
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby TwistedSister » Fri Dec 11, 2009 11:09 am

Hmmm, someone forgot to post the next partial headline..........
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby Roy Hunter » Fri Dec 11, 2009 6:07 pm

TwistedSister wrote:Hmmm, someone forgot to post the next partial headline and her name is Twisted Sister!!!


Father Hovind's controversial sermon causes ............ Father Darwin says "..............".
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby DaveL » Fri Dec 11, 2009 8:35 pm

Father Hovind's controversial sermon causes raucous laughter. Father Darwin says "after the standup, bring on the dancers".


Roy sports a ***** under his kilt. Madame Fifi wants to *********.
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby Tigger_the_Wing » Sun Dec 13, 2009 11:59 pm

Roy sports a surgical truss under his kilt. Madame Fifi wants to adorn it with sequins.


Portsmouth filled with *********. Bart due to ****************.
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby pieces o'nine » Mon Dec 14, 2009 2:40 am

Portsmouth filled with seq-kwint kilt-warin pyrates. Bart due to jealousy plans new pub-lissity stunt.



New Chapter of Pride and Predjudice and Pirates Rleased! The Sea-kwint Publicke Cries "********* !!!"
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby black bart » Tue Dec 15, 2009 11:01 am

New Chapter of Pride and Predjudice and Pirates Rleased! The Sea-kwint Publicke Cries "If Only We'd Learned to Read !!!"

Black Bart's Scumsoft Computer Seized by the Excise Men Looking for Files containing *******
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby Tigger_the_Wing » Tue Dec 15, 2009 11:23 pm

Black Bart's Scumsoft Computer Seized by the Excise Men Looking for Files containing Anything Legible. Maent yn methu.

Heavy Cargo Slips from Netting in Portsmouth Docks. Black Bart Yells "*****************"
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby bacon » Wed Dec 16, 2009 12:53 pm

Heavy Cargo Slips from Netting in Portsmouth Docks. Black Bart Yells "Not Me Playbilge Collection!"





Portsmouth Newest Establishment ********Offers Free *************For First 10 Pirates
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby TwistedSister » Wed Jan 20, 2010 3:39 pm

bacon wrote:Portsmouth Newest Establishment NEF YOO'S SECRETS Offers Free BLINDFOLDS For First 10 Pirates


Still Missing: D.T.H !! Last seen ********* while ************* with some unknown *********
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