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On the first day of Monkey my true love said to me "What's up with that Charlie Brown tree??"
The 12 Days of Monkey-A Song
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The 12 Days of Monkey-A Song
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Re: The 12 Days of Monkey-A Song
On the second day of Monkey my true love said to me, "Two plates of fish-head stew and what's up with that Charlie Brown tree??"
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Re: The 12 Days of Monkey-A Song
On the third day of Monkey my true love said to me, "Three first posts, two plates of fish-head stew and what's up with that Charlie Brown tree??"
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Re: The 12 Days of Monkey-A Song
On the fourth day of Monkey my true love said to me, Four Calling Birds from Madame Fifi's 
Three first posts, two plates of fish-head stew and what's up with that Charlie Brown tree??"
Three first posts, two plates of fish-head stew and what's up with that Charlie Brown tree??"The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Re: The 12 Days of Monkey-A Song
black bart wrote:Four Calling Birds from Madame Fifi's
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Re: The 12 Days of Monkey-A Song
On the fifth day of Monkey my true love said to me, "FIVE!!!! PER-VERT!!! KINGS!!! Four Calling Birds from Madame Fifi's Three first posts, two plates of fish-head stew and what's up with that Charlie Brown tree??
Three first posts, two plates of fish-head stew and what's up with that Charlie Brown tree??"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan
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"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
Re: The 12 Days of Monkey-A Song
On the sixth day of Monkey my true love said to me,
"Six Pharyngulated polls
FIVE!!!! PER-VERT!!! KINGS!!!
Four Calling Birds from Madame Fifi's
Three first posts
two plates of fish-head stew
and what's up with that Charlie Brown tree??"
"Six Pharyngulated polls
FIVE!!!! PER-VERT!!! KINGS!!!
Four Calling Birds from Madame Fifi's
Three first posts
two plates of fish-head stew
and what's up with that Charlie Brown tree??"
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Re: The 12 Days of Monkey-A Song
On the seventh day of Monkey my true love said to me:
"Seven Scotts corrupting
Six Pharyngulated polls
FIVE!!!! PER-VERT!!! KINGS!!!
Four Calling Birds from Madame Fifi's
Three first posts
two plates of fish-head stew
and what's up with that Charlie Brown tree??"
"Seven Scotts corrupting
Six Pharyngulated polls
FIVE!!!! PER-VERT!!! KINGS!!!
Four Calling Birds from Madame Fifi's
Three first posts
two plates of fish-head stew
and what's up with that Charlie Brown tree??"
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Re: The 12 Days of Monkey-A Song
* If evolution is just a theory, religion is just an opinion.
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Re: The 12 Days of Monkey-A Song
On the eigth day of Monkey my true love said to me:
"Eight annoying Nef Yoos
Seven Scotts corrupting
Six Pharyngulated polls
FIVE!!!! PER-VERT!!! KINGS!!!
Four Calling Birds from Madame Fifi's
Three first posts
two plates of fish-head stew
and what's up with that Charlie Brown tree??"
"Eight annoying Nef Yoos
Seven Scotts corrupting
Six Pharyngulated polls
FIVE!!!! PER-VERT!!! KINGS!!!
Four Calling Birds from Madame Fifi's
Three first posts
two plates of fish-head stew
and what's up with that Charlie Brown tree??"
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Re: The 12 Days of Monkey-A Song
"Nine strippers stripping
Eight annoying Nef Yoos
Seven Scotts corrupting
Six Pharyngulated polls
FIVE!!!! PER-VERT!!! KINGS!!!
Four Calling Birds from Madame Fifi's
Three first posts
two plates of fish-head stew
and what's up with that Charlie Brown tree??"
Eight annoying Nef Yoos
Seven Scotts corrupting
Six Pharyngulated polls
FIVE!!!! PER-VERT!!! KINGS!!!
Four Calling Birds from Madame Fifi's
Three first posts
two plates of fish-head stew
and what's up with that Charlie Brown tree??"
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Re: The 12 Days of Monkey-A Song
On the tenth day of Monkey my true love said to me:
Ten Playbilge Magazines
Nine strippers stripping
Eight annoying Nef Yoos
Seven Scotts corrupting
Six Pharyngulated polls
FIVE!!!! PER-VERT!!! KINGS!!!
Four Calling Birds from Madame Fifi's
Three first posts
Two plates of fish-head stew
And what's up with that Charlie Brown tree??
Ten Playbilge Magazines
Nine strippers stripping
Eight annoying Nef Yoos
Seven Scotts corrupting
Six Pharyngulated polls
FIVE!!!! PER-VERT!!! KINGS!!!
Four Calling Birds from Madame Fifi's
Three first posts
Two plates of fish-head stew
And what's up with that Charlie Brown tree??
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............................P(X|A) * P(A)
P(A|X) = -----------------------------------
...............P(X|A) * P(A) + P(X|~A) * P(~A)
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Re: The 12 Days of Monkey-A Song
On the eleventh day of Monkey my true love said to me:
Eleven pairs of Big Brenda's knockers,
Ten Playbilge Magazines
Nine strippers stripping
Eight annoying Nef Yoos
Seven Scotts corrupting
Six Pharyngulated polls
FIVE!!!! PER-VERT!!! KINGS!!!
Four Calling Birds from Madame Fifi's
Three first posts
Two plates of fish-head stew
And what's up with that Charlie Brown tree??
Eleven pairs of Big Brenda's knockers,
Ten Playbilge Magazines
Nine strippers stripping
Eight annoying Nef Yoos
Seven Scotts corrupting
Six Pharyngulated polls
FIVE!!!! PER-VERT!!! KINGS!!!
Four Calling Birds from Madame Fifi's
Three first posts
Two plates of fish-head stew
And what's up with that Charlie Brown tree??
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Re: The 12 Days of Monkey-A Song
On the twelfth day of Monkey my true love gave to me,
Twelve puppies a-teething,
Eleven pairs of Big Brenda's knockers,
Ten Playbilge Magazines
Nine strippers stripping
Eight annoying Nef Yoos
Seven Scotts corrupting
Six Pharyngulated polls
FIVE!!!! PER-VERT!!! KINGS!!!
Four Calling Birds from Madame Fifi's
Three first posts
Two plates of fish-head stew
And what's up with that Charlie Brown tree??
Twelve puppies a-teething,
Eleven pairs of Big Brenda's knockers,
Ten Playbilge Magazines
Nine strippers stripping
Eight annoying Nef Yoos
Seven Scotts corrupting
Six Pharyngulated polls
FIVE!!!! PER-VERT!!! KINGS!!!
Four Calling Birds from Madame Fifi's
Three first posts
Two plates of fish-head stew
And what's up with that Charlie Brown tree??
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Re: The 12 Days of Monkey-A Song
On the 13th day of Monkey my true love gave to me,
Yer notty, yer banned.
Yer notty, yer banned.
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