The 12 Days of Monkey-A Song
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Re: The 12 Days of Monkey-A Song
Hark! The Pirate shipmates sing,
"Steal the rum and everything!"
Fish Head stew and Nef Yoo child,
drive the cursed bildge rats wild."
On the mast our good flag flies,
it once covered Brenda's thighs.
What on Earth's the awful smell?
Fish 'Ed Stoo, the crew's unwell.
Hark! The pirate's shipmates sing,
"Steal the rum and everything!"
Swab the deck, do your duty
If you want your share of booty!
If you want El for booty call,
You need her Facebook name and all,
"Steal the rum and everything!"
Fish Head stew and Nef Yoo child,
drive the cursed bildge rats wild."
On the mast our good flag flies,
it once covered Brenda's thighs.
What on Earth's the awful smell?
Fish 'Ed Stoo, the crew's unwell.
Hark! The pirate's shipmates sing,
"Steal the rum and everything!"
Swab the deck, do your duty
If you want your share of booty!
If you want El for booty call,
You need her Facebook name and all,
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Re: The 12 Days of Monkey-A Song
Roy! 

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Re: The 12 Days of Monkey-A Song
What? Choose your final words more carefully is all...Elvalia wrote:Roy!![]()

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Re: The 12 Days of Monkey-A Song
You expected any less El?
Roy Hunter wrote:Then, when you've got to know them a bit and their defences are down, you go all Scott the Pirate on them...
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Re: The 12 Days of Monkey-A Song
I expected something, but not a booty call mention... any booty call messages I get on facebook will be Roy's fault, and will be forwarded to him in case he would like to grant the requests. 

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Re: The 12 Days of Monkey-A Song
Why would you forward my requests to Roy? Neither of us is gay...
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Re: The 12 Days of Monkey-A Song

TwistedSister wrote:El is everyone's buddy.
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Re: The 12 Days of Monkey-A Song
Oh i see. My flirting on Venganza not enough for you? I'll get right on that! 

Roy Hunter wrote:Then, when you've got to know them a bit and their defences are down, you go all Scott the Pirate on them...
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Re: The 12 Days of Monkey-A Song
Just continue the song... 

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Re: The 12 Days of Monkey-A Song

Roy Hunter wrote:Then, when you've got to know them a bit and their defences are down, you go all Scott the Pirate on them...
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Re: The 12 Days of Monkey-A Song
Bum bum bummitty bum bum.
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Re: The 12 Days of Monkey-A Song
This thread got ruined.
Hark! The Pirate shipmates sing,
"Steal the rum and everything!"
Fish Head stew and Nef Yoo child,
drive the cursed bildge rats wild."
On the mast our good flag flies,
it once covered Brenda's thighs.
What on Earth's the awful smell?
Fish 'Ed Stoo, the crew's unwell.
Hark! The pirate's shipmates sing,
"Steal the rum and everything!"
Swab the deck, do your duty
If you want your share of booty!
If you want El for booty call,
You need her Facebook name and all,
But if you'd prefer a man toy
You'd better go looking for Roy.
Hark! The Pirate shipmates sing,
"Steal the rum and everything!"
Fish Head stew and Nef Yoo child,
drive the cursed bildge rats wild."
On the mast our good flag flies,
it once covered Brenda's thighs.
What on Earth's the awful smell?
Fish 'Ed Stoo, the crew's unwell.
Hark! The pirate's shipmates sing,
"Steal the rum and everything!"
Swab the deck, do your duty
If you want your share of booty!
If you want El for booty call,
You need her Facebook name and all,
But if you'd prefer a man toy
You'd better go looking for Roy.
TwistedSister wrote:El is everyone's buddy.
Ubi Dubius wrote:Evilvalia!
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Re: The 12 Days of Monkey-A Song
Elvalia wrote:This thread got ruined.
Yep.
Thanks to Scott and his over active hormones........again.
Continue. With the song. Not Scott.
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Re: The 12 Days of Monkey-A Song
TwistedSister wrote:Elvalia wrote:This thread got ruined.
Yep.
Thanks to Scott and his over active hormones........again.
Hakcherlly, it was Roy's fault. He'll probably blame the dog though.
Too old to give up but too young to rest - Pete Townshend
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Re: The 12 Days of Monkey-A Song
ALVIN !!!!
You guys are worse than Alvin and the Chipmunks.
Continue the song.
Please.
You guys are worse than Alvin and the Chipmunks.
Continue the song.
Please.
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