The 12 Days of Monkey-A Song

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Re: The 12 Days of Monkey-A Song

Postby Roy Hunter » Fri Dec 18, 2009 7:46 pm

Hark! The Pirate shipmates sing,
"Steal the rum and everything!"
Fish Head stew and Nef Yoo child,
drive the cursed bildge rats wild."
On the mast our good flag flies,
it once covered Brenda's thighs.
What on Earth's the awful smell?
Fish 'Ed Stoo, the crew's unwell.
Hark! The pirate's shipmates sing,
"Steal the rum and everything!"

Swab the deck, do your duty
If you want your share of booty!
If you want El for booty call,
You need her Facebook name and all,
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Re: The 12 Days of Monkey-A Song

Postby Elvalia » Fri Dec 18, 2009 7:50 pm

Roy! :annoyed:
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Re: The 12 Days of Monkey-A Song

Postby Roy Hunter » Fri Dec 18, 2009 7:54 pm

Elvalia wrote:Roy! :annoyed:
What? Choose your final words more carefully is all... :whistle:
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Re: The 12 Days of Monkey-A Song

Postby Scott the Pirate » Fri Dec 18, 2009 7:56 pm

You expected any less El?
Roy Hunter wrote:Then, when you've got to know them a bit and their defences are down, you go all Scott the Pirate on them...
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Re: The 12 Days of Monkey-A Song

Postby Elvalia » Fri Dec 18, 2009 8:00 pm

I expected something, but not a booty call mention... any booty call messages I get on facebook will be Roy's fault, and will be forwarded to him in case he would like to grant the requests. :guilty:
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Re: The 12 Days of Monkey-A Song

Postby Scott the Pirate » Fri Dec 18, 2009 8:01 pm

Why would you forward my requests to Roy? Neither of us is gay...
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Re: The 12 Days of Monkey-A Song

Postby Elvalia » Fri Dec 18, 2009 8:02 pm

:facepalm: You never message me on facebook, silly Scott...
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Re: The 12 Days of Monkey-A Song

Postby Scott the Pirate » Fri Dec 18, 2009 8:09 pm

Oh i see. My flirting on Venganza not enough for you? I'll get right on that! :grin:
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Re: The 12 Days of Monkey-A Song

Postby Elvalia » Fri Dec 18, 2009 8:10 pm

Just continue the song... :facepalm:
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Re: The 12 Days of Monkey-A Song

Postby Scott the Pirate » Fri Dec 18, 2009 8:11 pm

:tongue:
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Re: The 12 Days of Monkey-A Song

Postby daftbeaker » Fri Dec 18, 2009 8:11 pm

Bum bum bummitty bum bum.
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Re: The 12 Days of Monkey-A Song

Postby Elvalia » Fri Dec 18, 2009 8:20 pm

This thread got ruined.

Hark! The Pirate shipmates sing,
"Steal the rum and everything!"
Fish Head stew and Nef Yoo child,
drive the cursed bildge rats wild."
On the mast our good flag flies,
it once covered Brenda's thighs.
What on Earth's the awful smell?
Fish 'Ed Stoo, the crew's unwell.
Hark! The pirate's shipmates sing,
"Steal the rum and everything!"

Swab the deck, do your duty
If you want your share of booty!
If you want El for booty call,
You need her Facebook name and all,
But if you'd prefer a man toy
You'd better go looking for Roy.
TwistedSister wrote:El is everyone's buddy. :lurk:
Ubi Dubius wrote:Evilvalia! :shocked:
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Re: The 12 Days of Monkey-A Song

Postby TwistedSister » Fri Dec 18, 2009 9:28 pm

Elvalia wrote:This thread got ruined.


Yep.
Thanks to Scott and his over active hormones........again.

Continue. With the song. Not Scott.
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Re: The 12 Days of Monkey-A Song

Postby daftbeaker » Fri Dec 18, 2009 9:42 pm

TwistedSister wrote:
Elvalia wrote:This thread got ruined.


Yep.
Thanks to Scott and his over active hormones........again.

Hakcherlly, it was Roy's fault. He'll probably blame the dog though.
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Re: The 12 Days of Monkey-A Song

Postby TwistedSister » Fri Dec 18, 2009 10:19 pm

ALVIN !!!!
You guys are worse than Alvin and the Chipmunks.

Continue the song.
Please.
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