Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:Explained to a co-worker today when they offered me a Christmas Chocolate coin...though I still prefer "Happy Bah Humbug!"
You turned down chocolate? crazy man....
Happy Monkey!
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PKMKII
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Re: Happy Monkey!
You turned down chocolate? crazy man....
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Re: Happy Monkey!
Always take their food. It's one of the few ways our religions are similar. I keep saying that you'll only catch me in a church for a wedding, a funeral or around Holiday when the lutherans have those great Scandanavian buffets!
Roy Hunter wrote:Then, when you've got to know them a bit and their defences are down, you go all Scott the Pirate on them...
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Rev. Rowan Redbeard
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Re: Happy Monkey!
When did I say I turned it down?
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Looks like Milo is getting cataracts in that pix.
You're gonna blind him Roy!
Wonder if Milo ate the garland?
You're gonna blind him Roy!
Wonder if Milo ate the garland?
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Apparently dogs and cats have a semi-reflective layer on the back of their eyes. The reason humans have red-eye is light reflecting from the blood vessels in the back of the eye, dogs and cats actually reflect back more of the light (apparently).
Happy Monkey (which I will say now its actually the day in question :FSM_Scrooge:)
Happy Monkey (which I will say now its actually the day in question :FSM_Scrooge:)
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Cataracts was funnier.
Still not Monkey here yet.
Only 9:21 pm here.
Still not Monkey here yet.
Only 9:21 pm here.
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It's Monkey here now! Happy Monkey all!
May His Noodliness touch you in all the right places! May he bestow upon you pasta and grog in abundance! Yarrrgh!
May His Noodliness touch you in all the right places! May he bestow upon you pasta and grog in abundance! Yarrrgh!
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Re: Happy Monkey!
Under six hours of Monkey left here. 
Mind you, that means less time until my 30th wedding anniversary tomorrow!
Mind you, that means less time until my 30th wedding anniversary tomorrow!
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Re: Happy Monkey!
daftbeaker wrote:Apparently dogs and cats have a semi-reflective layer on the back of their eyes. The reason humans have red-eye is light reflecting from the blood vessels in the back of the eye, dogs and cats actually reflect back more of the light (apparently).
Unless my Biology training fails me, i believe it's called the tapetum lucidium.
Roy Hunter wrote:Then, when you've got to know them a bit and their defences are down, you go all Scott the Pirate on them...
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Re: Happy Monkey!
Happy Monkey to all my brethren! only 2 hours and 45 minuets left of holiday.
Note: Yes thats me. I'm a bit of a zombie... :] yay photoshop.
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blackfire2013 wrote:Happy Monkey to all my brethren! only 2 hours and 45 minuets left of holiday.
45 minuets?! In two hours?! You must dance really quickly, and you are going to be knackered…
Monkey ended nearly fourteen hours ago here!
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OH WELL! It sounds like most of us had a good Holiday/Monkey anyway! 
Roy Hunter wrote:Then, when you've got to know them a bit and their defences are down, you go all Scott the Pirate on them...
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Re: Happy Monkey!
I did, despite a rather evil hangover. My daughter made damson gin, and it's so disgusting that I only sipped at it and stayed sober. Didn't want to offend her by drinking something else. It's funny waking up on Monkey+1 without a hangover.
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Re: Happy Monkey!
Tigger_the_Wing wrote:Under six hours of Monkey left here.
Mind you, that means less time until my 30th wedding anniversary tomorrow!
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TIG!!!!!!!!!!!! You must have been a child bride.......
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