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This rule only applies to people without necks.
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CAUTION! CAUTION! Submarine training area.
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Why not visit our new Alligator Petting Zoo instead?
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Lake Owned By Methodist Church of Greensboro
...Swimming by permission only. Passes available from 9am to 11 am
Sundays, by requesting from Pastor Barth, during services.
Methodist church members enjoy first use of lake, but all faiths are welcome.
...even baptists.
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Extremely hard water
Humans are strange beings, you can catch monkeys with them.
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ken worley wrote:Lake Owned By Methodist Church of Greensboro
Oh it had to be Greensboro lol. Which of the like 109 Methodist churches, tho?
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No Diving
Get your bake on. 

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And stay off the wavy floor.
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Religious miracles forbidden at all municipal reservoirs, aqueducts, lakes, pools, and bathhouses.[/size]
-Roman Empirical revised decree, sec. 13-235 paragraph 3, subsection 22.
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@ rs...I picked a southern-sounding town name at random...picturing po. 2000 or so, two churches...probably right across street from each other...a sleepy feeling of constant, polite, seething hatred and intolerance...with a smile.
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Greensboro is more like 70,000 than 2,000. Very religious area tho, I'd say the most famous Greensboro resident is Orson Scott Card, who is not only very religious, but set part of his Ender's Game (Great book btw) series in Greensboro.
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Waters contaminated with Fish Head Stew
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BABY/SHARK SWIM COMPETITION TRAINING IN PROGRESS
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
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Don't forget what fish do in the water...
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